U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:40 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin tackles the housework
Ann goes into hospital, so Martin tackles the housework - but finds it is not as easy as he thought. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

8:15 AM
Porridge
Blanco entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to Fletch
Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

8:55 AM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene plans to renew her marriage vows with Boycie
Marlene wants to renew her marriage vows with Boycie and tries to make contact with old friends while compiling the guest list, only to receive devastating news

9:35 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe's beloved cat goes missing
Mrs Slocombe's beloved cat goes missing, so she turns to Mr Humphries for support in her hour of need. Fearing the feline may never return, the staff buy her a kitten

10:15 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
The mischievous trio come up with another madcap scheme
The mischievous trio come up with a madcap scheme to harness the power of nature using an old sail, a pair of roller skates and a very gullible 'test pilot'

10:55 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg feels nostalgic
Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a journey down memory lane, recalling time spent at school walking on gates and climbing trees - forgetting, of course, that it was many years ago

11:35 AM
Porridge
Blanco entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to Fletch
Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

12:10 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard forgets his wedding anniversary
Richard has to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary. Comedy, with Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

12:50 PM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene plans to renew her marriage vows with Boycie
Marlene wants to renew her marriage vows with Boycie and tries to make contact with old friends while compiling the guest list, only to receive devastating news

1:30 PM
Dad's Army
Jones loses a £500 donation
Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember where he put it

2:10 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin tackles the housework
Ann goes into hospital, so Martin tackles the housework - but finds it is not as easy as he thought. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

2:50 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe's beloved cat goes missing
Mrs Slocombe's beloved cat goes missing, so she turns to Mr Humphries for support in her hour of need. Fearing the feline may never return, the staff buy her a kitten

3:30 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members' memories are erased
The crew members wake up to the realisation their memories have been erased, and to make matters worse, someone has completed Lister's jigsaw

4:10 PM
Red Dwarf
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

4:50 PM
Dad's Army
Jones loses a £500 donation
Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember where he put it

5:30 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
The mischievous trio come up with another madcap scheme
The mischievous trio come up with a madcap scheme to harness the power of nature using an old sail, a pair of roller skates and a very gullible 'test pilot'

6:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg feels nostalgic
Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a journey down memory lane, recalling time spent at school walking on gates and climbing trees - forgetting, of course, that it was many years ago

6:50 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard forgets his wedding anniversary
Richard has to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary. Comedy, with Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

7:30 PM
Dad's Army
The hapless soldiers tackle a fire
Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

8:05 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members' memories are erased
The crew members wake up to the realisation their memories have been erased, and to make matters worse, someone has completed Lister's jigsaw

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Kate and Lee take in a lodger
Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a dog to become a vegetarian

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Holly is involved in a duel to the death
Holly is involved in a duel to the death against the Queeg 500 - the super-strict back-up computer that replaced him after a series of disasters

10:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe
Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe inhabited by their opposites, confirming Lister's darkest fears and giving Cat a shock when he meets his counterpart

11:20 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes
Comedy sketches featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes

12:00 AM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes throws Trevor a party
Trevor has decided to work for a mission project in Africa, so Agnes resolves to give him an unforgettable send-off, while Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos

12:40 AM
Not Going Out
Kate and Lee take in a lodger
Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a dog to become a vegetarian

1:20 AM
Harry Enfield and Chums
With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes
Comedy sketches featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes

2:00 AM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes throws Trevor a party
Trevor has decided to work for a mission project in Africa, so Agnes resolves to give him an unforgettable send-off, while Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos

2:45 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Peggy's piano skills upset Ted
Peggy's piano skills upset Ted's delicate musical ear, so he makes moves to improve matters. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, Kenneth Connor and Ruth Madoc

3:15 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Clive and Gladys cancel their wedding
Clive and Gladys cancel their wedding, but it remains to be seen whether April will marry Spike. Classic comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
