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Ann goes into hospital, so Martin tackles the housework - but finds it is not as easy as he thought. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

Marlene wants to renew her marriage vows with Boycie and tries to make contact with old friends while compiling the guest list, only to receive devastating news

Mrs Slocombe's beloved cat goes missing, so she turns to Mr Humphries for support in her hour of need. Fearing the feline may never return, the staff buy her a kitten

The mischievous trio come up with a madcap scheme to harness the power of nature using an old sail, a pair of roller skates and a very gullible 'test pilot'

Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a journey down memory lane, recalling time spent at school walking on gates and climbing trees - forgetting, of course, that it was many years ago

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

Richard has to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary. Comedy, with Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Marlene wants to renew her marriage vows with Boycie and tries to make contact with old friends while compiling the guest list, only to receive devastating news

Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember where he put it

Ann goes into hospital, so Martin tackles the housework - but finds it is not as easy as he thought. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

Mrs Slocombe's beloved cat goes missing, so she turns to Mr Humphries for support in her hour of need. Fearing the feline may never return, the staff buy her a kitten

The crew members wake up to the realisation their memories have been erased, and to make matters worse, someone has completed Lister's jigsaw

A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember where he put it

The mischievous trio come up with a madcap scheme to harness the power of nature using an old sail, a pair of roller skates and a very gullible 'test pilot'

Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a journey down memory lane, recalling time spent at school walking on gates and climbing trees - forgetting, of course, that it was many years ago

Richard has to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary. Comedy, with Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

The crew members wake up to the realisation their memories have been erased, and to make matters worse, someone has completed Lister's jigsaw

A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a dog to become a vegetarian

Holly is involved in a duel to the death against the Queeg 500 - the super-strict back-up computer that replaced him after a series of disasters

Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe inhabited by their opposites, confirming Lister's darkest fears and giving Cat a shock when he meets his counterpart

Comedy sketches featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes

Trevor has decided to work for a mission project in Africa, so Agnes resolves to give him an unforgettable send-off, while Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos

Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a dog to become a vegetarian

Comedy sketches featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes

Trevor has decided to work for a mission project in Africa, so Agnes resolves to give him an unforgettable send-off, while Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos

Peggy's piano skills upset Ted's delicate musical ear, so he makes moves to improve matters. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, Kenneth Connor and Ruth Madoc

Clive and Gladys cancel their wedding, but it remains to be seen whether April will marry Spike. Classic comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home