U&Gold Friday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:45 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin enters the pub snooker tournament
Martin enters the pub snooker tournament, but is put out when he learns Paul is also a contender. Richard Briers stars

8:20 AM
Porridge
Godber enters the prison boxing championships
Godber enters the prison boxing championships. He is hot favourite to win, but Fletcher is given the task of fixing the contest

9:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
First episode of the Only Fools and Horses spin-off, starring John Challis
First episode of the spin-off comedy, following Only Fools and Horses' Boycie and Marlene as they start a new life in Shropshire. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

9:35 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe faces the sack
The staff at Grace Brothers are up in arms when Mrs Slocombe is faced with the sack, especially after they meet her successor. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

10:15 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo speculates as to how the body circulates blood
Compo speculates why blood rushes to the head when upside down, but not to the feet while standing up

10:55 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo discovers a treasure in the canal
Compo pulls a piece of antique silver from the canal, and Seymour sets about recovering any other items down there, with the intention of returning them to their rightful owners

11:35 AM
Porridge
Godber enters the prison boxing championships
Godber enters the prison boxing championships. He is hot favourite to win, but Fletcher is given the task of fixing the contest

12:15 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans a riverside picnic
Hyacinth plans an extravagant riverside picnic and invites all and sundry, including the vicar and his wife, to what proves to be a wash-out

12:55 PM
The Green Green Grass
First episode of the Only Fools and Horses spin-off, starring John Challis
First episode of the spin-off comedy, following Only Fools and Horses' Boycie and Marlene as they start a new life in Shropshire. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

1:30 PM
Dad's Army
The hapless soldiers tackle a fire
Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

2:10 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin enters the pub snooker tournament
Martin enters the pub snooker tournament, but is put out when he learns Paul is also a contender. Richard Briers stars

2:50 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe faces the sack
The staff at Grace Brothers are up in arms when Mrs Slocombe is faced with the sack, especially after they meet her successor. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

3:30 PM
Red Dwarf
Holly is involved in a duel to the death
Holly is involved in a duel to the death against the Queeg 500 - the super-strict back-up computer that replaced him after a series of disasters

4:10 PM
Red Dwarf
Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe
Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe inhabited by their opposites, confirming Lister's darkest fears and giving Cat a shock when he meets his counterpart

4:50 PM
Dad's Army
The hapless soldiers tackle a fire
Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

5:25 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo speculates as to how the body circulates blood
Compo speculates why blood rushes to the head when upside down, but not to the feet while standing up

6:05 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo discovers a treasure in the canal
Compo pulls a piece of antique silver from the canal, and Seymour sets about recovering any other items down there, with the intention of returning them to their rightful owners

6:40 PM
Dad's Army
The hapless soldiers tackle a fire
Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

7:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans a riverside picnic
Hyacinth plans an extravagant riverside picnic and invites all and sundry, including the vicar and his wife, to what proves to be a wash-out

8:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Holly is involved in a duel to the death
Holly is involved in a duel to the death against the Queeg 500 - the super-strict back-up computer that replaced him after a series of disasters

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe
Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe inhabited by their opposites, confirming Lister's darkest fears and giving Cat a shock when he meets his counterpart

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat, so Lee throws her out, only to discover she has a wealthy son who always pays a reward to the person who takes her home

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister and Rimmer arrive back on Earth
Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth, only to discover they have slipped through a time hole into a period where everything occurs backwards

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister and Rimmer are marooned on an icy planet
The ship is on a collision course with five black holes and Lister and Rimmer make their escape in Starbug, but are marooned when it crash lands on an icy planet

11:15 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
First-ever episode of the sketch show
First-ever episode of the sketch show. Tim Nice-But-Dim takes over an antiques shop, the lovely wobbly randy old ladies go to the launderette and Kevin reaches a landmark birthday

11:55 PM
Not Going Out
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat, so Lee throws her out, only to discover she has a wealthy son who always pays a reward to the person who takes her home

12:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary suggests an open relationship
Dorothy welcomes Gary's suggestion of an open relationship, while Dermot continues to woo Deborah

1:05 AM
Harry Enfield and Chums
First-ever episode of the sketch show
First-ever episode of the sketch show. Tim Nice-But-Dim takes over an antiques shop, the lovely wobbly randy old ladies go to the launderette and Kevin reaches a landmark birthday

1:45 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Clive and Gladys cancel their wedding
Clive and Gladys cancel their wedding, but it remains to be seen whether April will marry Spike. Classic comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

2:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary suggests an open relationship
Dorothy welcomes Gary's suggestion of an open relationship, while Dermot continues to woo Deborah

3:00 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Ted needs a scapegoat
Ted's plan to get Clive and Gladys back together requires a scapegoat - in the form of Peggy. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
