U&Gold Monday

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Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

Harris accidentally drops stolen pills into Fletcher's midday cuppa - much to the annoyance of prison racketeer Harry Grout. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Boycie prepares to sack all the farm staff, but manager Elgin persuades him to keep them on and become a 'gentleman farmer', which seemingly involves doing little work

Captain Peacock falls for another woman and the staff rally round to conceal the fact from his wife. However, his solution to the dilemma takes Mr Humphries' breath away

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be too hard on the feet

Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star

Harris accidentally drops stolen pills into Fletcher's midday cuppa - much to the annoyance of prison racketeer Harry Grout. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

Boycie prepares to sack all the farm staff, but manager Elgin persuades him to keep them on and become a 'gentleman farmer', which seemingly involves doing little work

Mainwaring is accused of leaving a light burning in the church hall during a blackout, and receives a summons to appear in court. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

Captain Peacock falls for another woman and the staff rally round to conceal the fact from his wife. However, his solution to the dilemma takes Mr Humphries' breath away

Kryten discovers a developing fluid has mutated, causing photographs to come to life and giving Lister a chance to change the past and avoid ever becoming lost in deep space

Kryten discovers he is due to die in less than 24 hours, but when he decides to avoid being shut down he does not realise his actions could cost the rest of the crew their lives

Mainwaring is accused of leaving a light burning in the church hall during a blackout, and receives a summons to appear in court. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be too hard on the feet

Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star

Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea, so Mainwaring and his platoon speed to the rescue in Corporal Jones's van

Kryten discovers a developing fluid has mutated, causing photographs to come to life and giving Lister a chance to change the past and avoid ever becoming lost in deep space

Kryten discovers he is due to die in less than 24 hours, but when he decides to avoid being shut down he does not realise his actions could cost the rest of the crew their lives

Lee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he try yoga to calm his nerves. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

Kryten falls head over heels in love with Camille, a female mechanoid rescued from a crashed vessel. However, the object of his desire is not all she appears to be

The crew finds a machine capable of transforming the shape of any living thing by altering its genetic make-up, a discovery resulting in a desperate fight for survival

Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-but-Dim finds a kindred spirit when he meets Dick Nice-but-Thick. Comedy, with Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse

Lee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he try yoga to calm his nerves. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

Dermot attempts to seduce Deborah while Gary is out drowning his sorrows. Laddish comedy, starring Harry Enfield and Martin Clunes

Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-but-Dim finds a kindred spirit when he meets Dick Nice-but-Thick. Comedy, with Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse

Dermot attempts to seduce Deborah while Gary is out drowning his sorrows. Laddish comedy, starring Harry Enfield and Martin Clunes

Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the B&B. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin

Ted and Spike act out the French Revolution in the swimming pool. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home