U&Gold Monday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:55 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Ann decides to get a job
Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

8:35 AM
Porridge
A midday cuppa causes a stir
Harris accidentally drops stolen pills into Fletcher's midday cuppa - much to the annoyance of prison racketeer Harry Grout. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

9:15 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie prepares to sack all the staff
Boycie prepares to sack all the farm staff, but manager Elgin persuades him to keep them on and become a 'gentleman farmer', which seemingly involves doing little work

9:55 AM
Are You Being Served?
Captain Peacock falls for another woman
Captain Peacock falls for another woman and the staff rally round to conceal the fact from his wife. However, his solution to the dilemma takes Mr Humphries' breath away

10:30 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
An afternoon in Wesley's car causes problems
An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be too hard on the feet

11:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital
Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star

11:50 AM
Porridge
A midday cuppa causes a stir
Harris accidentally drops stolen pills into Fletcher's midday cuppa - much to the annoyance of prison racketeer Harry Grout. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

12:30 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard's birthday gift brings trouble
Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

1:05 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie prepares to sack all the staff
Boycie prepares to sack all the farm staff, but manager Elgin persuades him to keep them on and become a 'gentleman farmer', which seemingly involves doing little work

1:40 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring appears in court
Mainwaring is accused of leaving a light burning in the church hall during a blackout, and receives a summons to appear in court. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

2:20 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Ann decides to get a job
Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

3:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Captain Peacock falls for another woman
Captain Peacock falls for another woman and the staff rally round to conceal the fact from his wife. However, his solution to the dilemma takes Mr Humphries' breath away

3:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten discovers a mutated photo-developing fluid
Kryten discovers a developing fluid has mutated, causing photographs to come to life and giving Lister a chance to change the past and avoid ever becoming lost in deep space

4:15 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten's expiry date approaches
Kryten discovers he is due to die in less than 24 hours, but when he decides to avoid being shut down he does not realise his actions could cost the rest of the crew their lives

4:55 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring appears in court
Mainwaring is accused of leaving a light burning in the church hall during a blackout, and receives a summons to appear in court. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

5:30 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
An afternoon in Wesley's car causes problems
An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be too hard on the feet

6:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital
Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star

6:50 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard's birthday gift brings trouble
Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

7:30 PM
Dad's Army
A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea
A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea, so Mainwaring and his platoon speed to the rescue in Corporal Jones's van

8:05 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten discovers a mutated photo-developing fluid
Kryten discovers a developing fluid has mutated, causing photographs to come to life and giving Lister a chance to change the past and avoid ever becoming lost in deep space

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten's expiry date approaches
Kryten discovers he is due to die in less than 24 hours, but when he decides to avoid being shut down he does not realise his actions could cost the rest of the crew their lives

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons
Lee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he try yoga to calm his nerves. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten falls in love
Kryten falls head over heels in love with Camille, a female mechanoid rescued from a crashed vessel. However, the object of his desire is not all she appears to be

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew discovers a miraculous machine
The crew finds a machine capable of transforming the shape of any living thing by altering its genetic make-up, a discovery resulting in a desperate fight for survival

11:15 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Kevin the Teenager falls ill
Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-but-Dim finds a kindred spirit when he meets Dick Nice-but-Thick. Comedy, with Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse

11:55 PM
Not Going Out
Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons
Lee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he try yoga to calm his nerves. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

12:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Dermot attempts to seduce Deborah
Dermot attempts to seduce Deborah while Gary is out drowning his sorrows. Laddish comedy, starring Harry Enfield and Martin Clunes

1:05 AM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Kevin the Teenager falls ill
Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-but-Dim finds a kindred spirit when he meets Dick Nice-but-Thick. Comedy, with Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse

1:45 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Dermot attempts to seduce Deborah
Dermot attempts to seduce Deborah while Gary is out drowning his sorrows. Laddish comedy, starring Harry Enfield and Martin Clunes

2:25 AM
Ghosts
Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the B&B
Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the B&B. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin

2:55 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Ted and Spike act out the French Revolution
Ted and Spike act out the French Revolution in the swimming pool. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

3:25 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Ann decides to get a job
Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
