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Boycie prepares to sack all the farm staff, but manager Elgin persuades him to keep them on and become a 'gentleman farmer', which seemingly involves doing little work

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist

Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Marlene takes up cookery and orders Boycie to pick blackberries for a pie - causing him to inadvertently trespass on his neighbour's land. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Thieves break into the store, without realising the staff are working late. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

Seymour sets about proving that skiing does not have to be an expensive sport. Long-running rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge

Compo has an interesting experience when he loses his ferret as the trio make their way to a friend's funeral

Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction, while Daisy and Rose have problems with a woman who is determined to marry Daddy

Marlene takes up cookery and orders Boycie to pick blackberries for a pie - causing him to inadvertently trespass on his neighbour's land. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea, so Mainwaring and his platoon speed to the rescue in Corporal Jones's van

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist

Thieves break into the store, without realising the staff are working late. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

Kryten falls head over heels in love with Camille, a female mechanoid rescued from a crashed vessel. However, the object of his desire is not all she appears to be

The crew finds a machine capable of transforming the shape of any living thing by altering its genetic make-up, a discovery resulting in a desperate fight for survival

A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea, so Mainwaring and his platoon speed to the rescue in Corporal Jones's van

Seymour sets about proving that skiing does not have to be an expensive sport. Long-running rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge

Compo has an interesting experience when he loses his ferret as the trio make their way to a friend's funeral

Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction, while Daisy and Rose have problems with a woman who is determined to marry Daddy

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal

Kryten falls head over heels in love with Camille, a female mechanoid rescued from a crashed vessel. However, the object of his desire is not all she appears to be

The crew finds a machine capable of transforming the shape of any living thing by altering its genetic make-up, a discovery resulting in a desperate fight for survival

The friends plan a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday, but while Tim wants to play games with his sister, Lee desires her undivided attention. Guest starring Timothy West

The crew lands on a prison planet where crime is impossible, but Rimmer finds himself convicted by his own feelings of guilt of 1,169 murders - the crew of Red Dwarf

Lister and Rimmer put their lives in danger while trying to boost Holly's IQ, as she has her lifespan dramatically reduced and they become trapped on a powerless Red Dwarf

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

The friends plan a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday, but while Tim wants to play games with his sister, Lee desires her undivided attention. Guest starring Timothy West

A moment of madness costs Dermot his job, while Gary is offered a new post, but has difficulty breaking the news to George and Anthea. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

A moment of madness costs Dermot his job, while Gary is offered a new post, but has difficulty breaking the news to George and Anthea. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes

Ted and Spike act out the French Revolution in the swimming pool. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

Gladys agrees to marry Clive - much to his family's dismay. Comedy, starring Ruth Madoc

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home