U&Gold Tuesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:15 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie prepares to sack all the staff
Boycie prepares to sack all the farm staff, but manager Elgin persuades him to keep them on and become a 'gentleman farmer', which seemingly involves doing little work

7:55 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin talks to a psychiatrist
Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist

8:30 AM
Porridge
Fletcher finds three is a crowd
Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

9:10 AM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene takes up cookery
Marlene takes up cookery and orders Boycie to pick blackberries for a pie - causing him to inadvertently trespass on his neighbour's land. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

9:50 AM
Are You Being Served?
Thieves break into the store
Thieves break into the store, without realising the staff are working late. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

10:30 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour dabbles in skiing
Seymour sets about proving that skiing does not have to be an expensive sport. Long-running rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge

11:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo encounters a ferret
Compo has an interesting experience when he loses his ferret as the trio make their way to a friend's funeral

11:50 AM
Porridge
Fletcher finds three is a crowd
Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

12:30 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction
Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction, while Daisy and Rose have problems with a woman who is determined to marry Daddy

1:10 PM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene takes up cookery
Marlene takes up cookery and orders Boycie to pick blackberries for a pie - causing him to inadvertently trespass on his neighbour's land. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

1:45 PM
Dad's Army
A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea
A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea, so Mainwaring and his platoon speed to the rescue in Corporal Jones's van

2:25 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin talks to a psychiatrist
Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist

3:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Thieves break into the store
Thieves break into the store, without realising the staff are working late. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

3:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten falls in love
Kryten falls head over heels in love with Camille, a female mechanoid rescued from a crashed vessel. However, the object of his desire is not all she appears to be

4:15 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew discovers a miraculous machine
The crew finds a machine capable of transforming the shape of any living thing by altering its genetic make-up, a discovery resulting in a desperate fight for survival

4:55 PM
Dad's Army
A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea
A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-on-Sea, so Mainwaring and his platoon speed to the rescue in Corporal Jones's van

5:35 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour dabbles in skiing
Seymour sets about proving that skiing does not have to be an expensive sport. Long-running rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge

6:15 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo encounters a ferret
Compo has an interesting experience when he loses his ferret as the trio make their way to a friend's funeral

6:50 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction
Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction, while Daisy and Rose have problems with a woman who is determined to marry Daddy

7:30 PM
Dad's Army: The Animations
Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal
Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal

8:10 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten falls in love
Kryten falls head over heels in love with Camille, a female mechanoid rescued from a crashed vessel. However, the object of his desire is not all she appears to be

8:50 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew discovers a miraculous machine
The crew finds a machine capable of transforming the shape of any living thing by altering its genetic make-up, a discovery resulting in a desperate fight for survival

9:25 PM
Not Going Out
Tim and Lee plan a surprise party for Lucy
The friends plan a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday, but while Tim wants to play games with his sister, Lee desires her undivided attention. Guest starring Timothy West

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew lands on a prison planet where crime is impossible
The crew lands on a prison planet where crime is impossible, but Rimmer finds himself convicted by his own feelings of guilt of 1,169 murders - the crew of Red Dwarf

10:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Holly inadvertently endangers the crew
Lister and Rimmer put their lives in danger while trying to boost Holly's IQ, as she has her lifespan dramatically reduced and they become trapped on a powerless Red Dwarf

11:15 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Featuring the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager
Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

11:55 PM
Not Going Out
Tim and Lee plan a surprise party for Lucy
The friends plan a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday, but while Tim wants to play games with his sister, Lee desires her undivided attention. Guest starring Timothy West

12:35 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Dermot loses his job
A moment of madness costs Dermot his job, while Gary is offered a new post, but has difficulty breaking the news to George and Anthea. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes

1:10 AM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Featuring the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager
Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

1:50 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Dermot loses his job
A moment of madness costs Dermot his job, while Gary is offered a new post, but has difficulty breaking the news to George and Anthea. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes

2:25 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Ted and Spike act out the French Revolution
Ted and Spike act out the French Revolution in the swimming pool. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

3:00 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Gladys decides to marry Clive
Gladys agrees to marry Clive - much to his family's dismay. Comedy, starring Ruth Madoc

3:30 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin talks to a psychiatrist
Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
