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Marlene takes up cookery and orders Boycie to pick blackberries for a pie - causing him to inadvertently trespass on his neighbour's land. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is unimpressed when Elgin turns up with a herd of 300, especially as bull Rocky takes no interest in them

The staff at Grace Bros discover a novel use for a closed-circuit security system

When the Teesdales stop to give the trio a lift home from their caravanning holiday, Mrs T tries to fight off a feeling of discomfort

Clegg makes himself scarce after learning Nora, Ivy and Edie want to pair him up with a timid woman who he once knew at school. Peter Sallis stars

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

Hyacinth cannot suppress her excitement when she hears Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of The Boyfriend

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is unimpressed when Elgin turns up with a herd of 300, especially as bull Rocky takes no interest in them

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

The staff at Grace Bros discover a novel use for a closed-circuit security system

The crew lands on a prison planet where crime is impossible, but Rimmer finds himself convicted by his own feelings of guilt of 1,169 murders - the crew of Red Dwarf

Lister and Rimmer put their lives in danger while trying to boost Holly's IQ, as she has her lifespan dramatically reduced and they become trapped on a powerless Red Dwarf

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal

When the Teesdales stop to give the trio a lift home from their caravanning holiday, Mrs T tries to fight off a feeling of discomfort

Clegg makes himself scarce after learning Nora, Ivy and Edie want to pair him up with a timid woman who he once knew at school. Peter Sallis stars

Hyacinth cannot suppress her excitement when she hears Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of The Boyfriend

Walker is called up the Army, so Mainwaring decides to use all his standing to excuse him from service in order to ensure provisions of black-market goods are maintained

The crew lands on a prison planet where crime is impossible, but Rimmer finds himself convicted by his own feelings of guilt of 1,169 murders - the crew of Red Dwarf

Lister and Rimmer put their lives in danger while trying to boost Holly's IQ, as she has her lifespan dramatically reduced and they become trapped on a powerless Red Dwarf

Lucy worries about the age gap between her and Guy when he turns up with his grandson, while a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby

Rimmer comes face to face with his double, but finds the resemblance is purely physical as his counterpart is brave, successful, selfless and popular - everything Rimmer is not

A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Kevin and Perry and Tim Nice-But-Dim

Lucy worries about the age gap between her and Guy when he turns up with his grandson, while a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby

Stage version of the comedy series from 1993, in which Richie buys a blow-up doll and attempts to hide it from Eddie. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Kevin and Perry and Tim Nice-But-Dim

Moneylenders move in on Martin's family, leaving him with no choice but to fight back. Meanwhile, Diane and Kath pursue Martin in the hope that they can work out what he's up to

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home