U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:10 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie buys cows for the farm
Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is unimpressed when Elgin turns up with a herd of 300, especially as bull Rocky takes no interest in them

7:50 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Rex plays a joke on Martin
Rex plays a joke on Martin, making him believe he has been unfaithful to Ann. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

8:30 AM
Porridge
Tension mounts as the parole board gathers
The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason

9:10 AM
The Green Green Grass
Tyler gets his GCSE results
Tyler is delighted to learn he has failed all but two of his GCSEs, and Marlene starts missing the noise of the city. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

9:50 AM
Are You Being Served?
Old Mr Grace seeks money-making ideas
Old Mr Grace asks the staff to come up with money-making ideas, including after-hours use of the shop. John Inman and Molly Sugden star

10:25 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour and Clegg are spotted climbing into a bale of hay
Japanese tourists spot Seymour and Clegg climbing into a bale of hay, and wonder whether it is a traditional Yorkshire custom. Michael Aldridge and Bill Owen star

11:05 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Nora sets tongues wagging by not wearing her stockings
Nora is seen without her wrinkled stockings on and later observed in the pub with another man, setting tongues wagging that Compo might have a rival

11:45 AM
Porridge
Tension mounts as the parole board gathers
The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason

12:25 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth auditions for a part in Emmet's musical
Hyacinth remains convinced that Emmet's shyness is the only reason she has not been cast in his latest musical. Patricia Routledge stars

1:00 PM
The Green Green Grass
Tyler gets his GCSE results
Tyler is delighted to learn he has failed all but two of his GCSEs, and Marlene starts missing the noise of the city. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

1:40 PM
Dad's Army: The Lost Episodes
Walker is called up to serve in the regular Army
Walker is called up the Army, so Mainwaring decides to use all his standing to excuse him from service in order to ensure provisions of black-market goods are maintained

2:15 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Rex plays a joke on Martin
Rex plays a joke on Martin, making him believe he has been unfaithful to Ann. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

2:55 PM
Are You Being Served?
Old Mr Grace seeks money-making ideas
Old Mr Grace asks the staff to come up with money-making ideas, including after-hours use of the shop. John Inman and Molly Sugden star

3:35 PM
Red Dwarf
Rimmer comes face to face with his double
Rimmer comes face to face with his double, but finds the resemblance is purely physical as his counterpart is brave, successful, selfless and popular - everything Rimmer is not

4:15 PM
Red Dwarf
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

4:55 PM
Dad's Army: The Lost Episodes
Walker is called up to serve in the regular Army
Walker is called up the Army, so Mainwaring decides to use all his standing to excuse him from service in order to ensure provisions of black-market goods are maintained

5:30 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour and Clegg are spotted climbing into a bale of hay
Japanese tourists spot Seymour and Clegg climbing into a bale of hay, and wonder whether it is a traditional Yorkshire custom. Michael Aldridge and Bill Owen star

6:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Nora sets tongues wagging by not wearing her stockings
Nora is seen without her wrinkled stockings on and later observed in the pub with another man, setting tongues wagging that Compo might have a rival

6:50 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth auditions for a part in Emmet's musical
Hyacinth remains convinced that Emmet's shyness is the only reason she has not been cast in his latest musical. Patricia Routledge stars

7:25 PM
Dad's Army
American troops arrive in Walmington-on-Sea
Captain Mainwaring and the platoon welcome the first American troops to Walmington-on-Sea, but Anglo-US relations become strained. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

8:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Rimmer comes face to face with his double
Rimmer comes face to face with his double, but finds the resemblance is purely physical as his counterpart is brave, successful, selfless and popular - everything Rimmer is not

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lee lets out Lucy's flat to a film director
Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it, despite having let out the property to a film director, who is paying him £500 to use it while she is at work

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Rimmer tries to be transferred to a ship crewed by holograms
Rimmer strives to earn a commission and qualify for transfer to an advanced holoship containing the cream of the Space Corps and a woman he has developed feelings for

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
The Inquisitor arrives on board
A mechanical life form named the Inquisitor's quest to eliminate worthless beings brings him aboard Red Dwarf, where he has plenty of candidates to choose from

11:15 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Kevin and Perry discover the opposite sex
Kevin and Perry try to befriend some girls at a party, while Tim Nice-But-Dim transforms himself into a rock star

11:55 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes's children suspect one of them is adopted
Rory and Dino have a bust-up, Mark and Betty announce they are leaving for Australia right away and a phone call causes the Brown children to suspect one of them may be adopted

12:35 AM
Not Going Out
Lee lets out Lucy's flat to a film director
Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it, despite having let out the property to a film director, who is paying him £500 to use it while she is at work

1:15 AM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Kevin and Perry discover the opposite sex
Kevin and Perry try to befriend some girls at a party, while Tim Nice-But-Dim transforms himself into a rock star

1:55 AM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes's children suspect one of them is adopted
Rory and Dino have a bust-up, Mark and Betty announce they are leaving for Australia right away and a phone call causes the Brown children to suspect one of them may be adopted

2:40 AM
The Power of Parker
Moneylenders move in on Martin's family
Moneylenders move in on Martin's family, leaving him with no choice but to fight back. Meanwhile, Diane and Kath pursue Martin in the hope that they can work out what he's up to

3:10 AM
The Power of Parker
Kath and Diane hatch a plan to get revenge on Martin
Accountant Alan gives Kath and Diane the perfect information they need to get revenge on Martin - while he gets into even deeper water with the Slater brothers

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
