U&Gold Thursday

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Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is unimpressed when Elgin turns up with a herd of 300, especially as bull Rocky takes no interest in them

Rex plays a joke on Martin, making him believe he has been unfaithful to Ann. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason

Tyler is delighted to learn he has failed all but two of his GCSEs, and Marlene starts missing the noise of the city. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Old Mr Grace asks the staff to come up with money-making ideas, including after-hours use of the shop. John Inman and Molly Sugden star

Japanese tourists spot Seymour and Clegg climbing into a bale of hay, and wonder whether it is a traditional Yorkshire custom. Michael Aldridge and Bill Owen star

Nora is seen without her wrinkled stockings on and later observed in the pub with another man, setting tongues wagging that Compo might have a rival

The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason

Hyacinth remains convinced that Emmet's shyness is the only reason she has not been cast in his latest musical. Patricia Routledge stars

Tyler is delighted to learn he has failed all but two of his GCSEs, and Marlene starts missing the noise of the city. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Walker is called up the Army, so Mainwaring decides to use all his standing to excuse him from service in order to ensure provisions of black-market goods are maintained

Rex plays a joke on Martin, making him believe he has been unfaithful to Ann. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

Old Mr Grace asks the staff to come up with money-making ideas, including after-hours use of the shop. John Inman and Molly Sugden star

Rimmer comes face to face with his double, but finds the resemblance is purely physical as his counterpart is brave, successful, selfless and popular - everything Rimmer is not

A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

Walker is called up the Army, so Mainwaring decides to use all his standing to excuse him from service in order to ensure provisions of black-market goods are maintained

Japanese tourists spot Seymour and Clegg climbing into a bale of hay, and wonder whether it is a traditional Yorkshire custom. Michael Aldridge and Bill Owen star

Nora is seen without her wrinkled stockings on and later observed in the pub with another man, setting tongues wagging that Compo might have a rival

Hyacinth remains convinced that Emmet's shyness is the only reason she has not been cast in his latest musical. Patricia Routledge stars

Captain Mainwaring and the platoon welcome the first American troops to Walmington-on-Sea, but Anglo-US relations become strained. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

Rimmer comes face to face with his double, but finds the resemblance is purely physical as his counterpart is brave, successful, selfless and popular - everything Rimmer is not

A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it, despite having let out the property to a film director, who is paying him £500 to use it while she is at work

Rimmer strives to earn a commission and qualify for transfer to an advanced holoship containing the cream of the Space Corps and a woman he has developed feelings for

A mechanical life form named the Inquisitor's quest to eliminate worthless beings brings him aboard Red Dwarf, where he has plenty of candidates to choose from

Kevin and Perry try to befriend some girls at a party, while Tim Nice-But-Dim transforms himself into a rock star

Rory and Dino have a bust-up, Mark and Betty announce they are leaving for Australia right away and a phone call causes the Brown children to suspect one of them may be adopted

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it, despite having let out the property to a film director, who is paying him £500 to use it while she is at work

Kevin and Perry try to befriend some girls at a party, while Tim Nice-But-Dim transforms himself into a rock star

Rory and Dino have a bust-up, Mark and Betty announce they are leaving for Australia right away and a phone call causes the Brown children to suspect one of them may be adopted

Moneylenders move in on Martin's family, leaving him with no choice but to fight back. Meanwhile, Diane and Kath pursue Martin in the hope that they can work out what he's up to

Accountant Alan gives Kath and Diane the perfect information they need to get revenge on Martin - while he gets into even deeper water with the Slater brothers

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home