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Martin and Paul find themselves on opposing sides during a re-enactment of a battle between Cavaliers and Roundheads. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but it is not long before the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch

A romantic invitation from Mr Lucas to Miss Brahms is delivered to the wrong person. Classic comedy, starring Trevor Bannister and Wendy Richard

Frustrated by his lack of fame, Foggy invents the sport of bicycle polo, convinced it will not only put his name in lights but prove a lucrative venture. Brian Wilde stars

Compo seizes the opportunity to break into the world of showbusiness when human cannonball Captain Zero cannot perform his act at the local garden fete

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but it is not long before the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea - but despite her meticulous planning, the afternoon does not go as planned. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch

The platoon takes part in an efficiency test in a bid to prove its worth, but mistakenly attacks a tea lady with onions from Jones's van. Guest starring Fulton Mackay

Martin and Paul find themselves on opposing sides during a re-enactment of a battle between Cavaliers and Roundheads. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

A romantic invitation from Mr Lucas to Miss Brahms is delivered to the wrong person. Classic comedy, starring Trevor Bannister and Wendy Richard

Rimmer abandons his crewmates on a disintegrating spaceship, but ends up marooned for 600 years on a bizarre world populated by duplicates of himself

An identical ship materialises alongside Starbug - and the crew members are alarmed to receive an SOS call from themselves, 15 years in the future

The platoon takes part in an efficiency test in a bid to prove its worth, but mistakenly attacks a tea lady with onions from Jones's van. Guest starring Fulton Mackay

Frustrated by his lack of fame, Foggy invents the sport of bicycle polo, convinced it will not only put his name in lights but prove a lucrative venture. Brian Wilde stars

Compo seizes the opportunity to break into the world of showbusiness when human cannonball Captain Zero cannot perform his act at the local garden fete

Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea - but despite her meticulous planning, the afternoon does not go as planned. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Sergeant Wilson inherits a title following the death of an elderly relative and joins the aristocracy - much to Mainwaring's annoyance

Rimmer abandons his crewmates on a disintegrating spaceship, but ends up marooned for 600 years on a bizarre world populated by duplicates of himself

An identical ship materialises alongside Starbug - and the crew members are alarmed to receive an SOS call from themselves, 15 years in the future

Lucy plans an anniversary party for her parents and is determined to keep it a secret. However, she makes the big mistake of telling Lee all the details

Lister's quest for a vindaloo takes him to Dallas in 1963, where he accidentally pushes a gun-man out of a window, radically changing history

Rimmer's swashbuckling alter ego returns to the Starbug suffering from fatal injuries and asks his cowardly lookalike to replace him as guardian of the universe

Wretched flatmates Richie and Eddie go camping - but their lack of basic equipment ensures the trip ends in disaster

Lucy plans an anniversary party for her parents and is determined to keep it a secret. However, she makes the big mistake of telling Lee all the details

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in a stage show based on the comedy series, in which toilet humour is rife as the duo find themselves stranded on a Pacific island

Wretched flatmates Richie and Eddie go camping - but their lack of basic equipment ensures the trip ends in disaster

East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. Now, their sons want to discover the truth about them

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home