U&Gold Wednesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:30 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin takes part in a battle re-enactment
Martin and Paul find themselves on opposing sides during a re-enactment of a battle between Cavaliers and Roundheads. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

8:00 AM
Porridge
Betting fever sweeps the prison
Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but it is not long before the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

8:40 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch

9:20 AM
Are You Being Served?
A love letter from Mr Lucas to Miss Brahms goes astray
A romantic invitation from Mr Lucas to Miss Brahms is delivered to the wrong person. Classic comedy, starring Trevor Bannister and Wendy Richard

10:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy invents bicycle polo
Frustrated by his lack of fame, Foggy invents the sport of bicycle polo, convinced it will not only put his name in lights but prove a lucrative venture. Brian Wilde stars

10:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo gets a showbiz break
Compo seizes the opportunity to break into the world of showbusiness when human cannonball Captain Zero cannot perform his act at the local garden fete

11:20 AM
Porridge
Betting fever sweeps the prison
Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but it is not long before the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

12:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
The vicar comes round for tea
Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea - but despite her meticulous planning, the afternoon does not go as planned. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

12:40 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch

1:20 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes part in an efficiency test
The platoon takes part in an efficiency test in a bid to prove its worth, but mistakenly attacks a tea lady with onions from Jones's van. Guest starring Fulton Mackay

2:00 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin takes part in a battle re-enactment
Martin and Paul find themselves on opposing sides during a re-enactment of a battle between Cavaliers and Roundheads. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

2:40 PM
Are You Being Served?
A love letter from Mr Lucas to Miss Brahms goes astray
A romantic invitation from Mr Lucas to Miss Brahms is delivered to the wrong person. Classic comedy, starring Trevor Bannister and Wendy Richard

3:20 PM
Red Dwarf
Rimmer gets marooned for 600 years
Rimmer abandons his crewmates on a disintegrating spaceship, but ends up marooned for 600 years on a bizarre world populated by duplicates of himself

4:00 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members receive an SOS call from themselves
An identical ship materialises alongside Starbug - and the crew members are alarmed to receive an SOS call from themselves, 15 years in the future

4:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes part in an efficiency test
The platoon takes part in an efficiency test in a bid to prove its worth, but mistakenly attacks a tea lady with onions from Jones's van. Guest starring Fulton Mackay

5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy invents bicycle polo
Frustrated by his lack of fame, Foggy invents the sport of bicycle polo, convinced it will not only put his name in lights but prove a lucrative venture. Brian Wilde stars

6:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo gets a showbiz break
Compo seizes the opportunity to break into the world of showbusiness when human cannonball Captain Zero cannot perform his act at the local garden fete

6:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
The vicar comes round for tea
Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea - but despite her meticulous planning, the afternoon does not go as planned. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

7:20 PM
Dad's Army
Sergeant Wilson joins the aristocracy
Sergeant Wilson inherits a title following the death of an elderly relative and joins the aristocracy - much to Mainwaring's annoyance

8:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Rimmer gets marooned for 600 years
Rimmer abandons his crewmates on a disintegrating spaceship, but ends up marooned for 600 years on a bizarre world populated by duplicates of himself

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members receive an SOS call from themselves
An identical ship materialises alongside Starbug - and the crew members are alarmed to receive an SOS call from themselves, 15 years in the future

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lucy plans an anniversary party for her parents
Lucy plans an anniversary party for her parents and is determined to keep it a secret. However, she makes the big mistake of telling Lee all the details

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister faces life without curry
Lister's quest for a vindaloo takes him to Dallas in 1963, where he accidentally pushes a gun-man out of a window, radically changing history

10:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Rimmer's swashbuckling alter ego returns
Rimmer's swashbuckling alter ego returns to the Starbug suffering from fatal injuries and asks his cowardly lookalike to replace him as guardian of the universe

11:20 PM
Bottom
Richie and Eddie go camping
Wretched flatmates Richie and Eddie go camping - but their lack of basic equipment ensures the trip ends in disaster

12:00 AM
Not Going Out
Lucy plans an anniversary party for her parents
Lucy plans an anniversary party for her parents and is determined to keep it a secret. However, she makes the big mistake of telling Lee all the details

12:40 AM
Bottom 2001: A*** Oddity Live
A stage show based on the comedy series
Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in a stage show based on the comedy series, in which toilet humour is rife as the duo find themselves stranded on a Pacific island

2:30 AM
Bottom
Richie and Eddie go camping
Wretched flatmates Richie and Eddie go camping - but their lack of basic equipment ensures the trip ends in disaster

3:10 AM
Inside No 9
Two sons set out to discover the truth about their parents
East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. Now, their sons want to discover the truth about them

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
