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Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch

Ann asks Paul for help when Martin has trouble sleeping. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Penelope Wilton

Fletcher helps cellmate Godber make it through the night, calling on his limitless imagination to while away the hours. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Beth and Tyler decide to become vegetarians, and Jed's scarecrow is mistaken for a human body. Meanwhile, Marlene sets out to create a massage parlour

The staff complain when they are expected to attend a conference outside working hours. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and Trevor Bannister. First shown in 1973

Foggy plans to convert an old boat into a water taxi, but when work is finally completed Compo becomes obsessed with getting Nora Batty on board

Foggy hits on another get-rich-quick idea - this time in the form of a car-parking scheme. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen

Fletcher helps cellmate Godber make it through the night, calling on his limitless imagination to while away the hours. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Hyacinth visits a stately home, where she naturally tries her hardest to meet the lord of the manor. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

Beth and Tyler decide to become vegetarians, and Jed's scarecrow is mistaken for a human body. Meanwhile, Marlene sets out to create a massage parlour

Sergeant Wilson inherits a title following the death of an elderly relative and joins the aristocracy - much to Mainwaring's annoyance

Ann asks Paul for help when Martin has trouble sleeping. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Penelope Wilton

The staff complain when they are expected to attend a conference outside working hours. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and Trevor Bannister. First shown in 1973

Lister's quest for a vindaloo takes him to Dallas in 1963, where he accidentally pushes a gun-man out of a window, radically changing history

Rimmer's swashbuckling alter ego returns to the Starbug suffering from fatal injuries and asks his cowardly lookalike to replace him as guardian of the universe

Sergeant Wilson inherits a title following the death of an elderly relative and joins the aristocracy - much to Mainwaring's annoyance

Foggy plans to convert an old boat into a water taxi, but when work is finally completed Compo becomes obsessed with getting Nora Batty on board

Foggy hits on another get-rich-quick idea - this time in the form of a car-parking scheme. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen

Hyacinth visits a stately home, where she naturally tries her hardest to meet the lord of the manor. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

Lister's quest for a vindaloo takes him to Dallas in 1963, where he accidentally pushes a gun-man out of a window, radically changing history

Rimmer's swashbuckling alter ego returns to the Starbug suffering from fatal injuries and asks his cowardly lookalike to replace him as guardian of the universe

Lucy's first love reappears on the scene and asks her to star in a romantic play he has written especially for her - so Lee is forced to fight for his flatmate's attention

Lister meets old flame Kristine Kochanski thanks to a strange overlap of dimensions, which sends Kryten into a jealous rage and leaves him plotting her sudden disappearance

The ship's generator breaks down, sending the crew members into a blind panic as they try to locate the engine room and embark on a journey through a labyrinth of service ducts

Richie and Eddie hear of a fixed horse race - and soon come up with a cunning plan to raise enough money to place a bet

Agnes goes on a diet after her family's comments about her weight, but soon realises how difficult it will be to lay off the fish and chips

Lucy's first love reappears on the scene and asks her to star in a romantic play he has written especially for her - so Lee is forced to fight for his flatmate's attention

Manic flatmates Eddie and Richie are marooned on a desert island - with only a nuclear bomb for company

Gareth is definitely going to be working from home today, because it happens to be Friday the 13th. Comedy drama written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home