U&Gold Friday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
Beth and Tyler become vegetarians
Beth and Tyler decide to become vegetarians, and Jed's scarecrow is mistaken for a human body. Meanwhile, Marlene sets out to create a massage parlour

7:45 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul plans to move house
Martin is overjoyed when Paul announces he is leaving the area as he cannot find suitable premises for his business. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

8:20 AM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

9:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
The family awaits the arrival of Tyler's French exchange student
Tyler is annoyed as the farm's residents anxiously await the arrival of his French exchange student. He even considers getting engaged to Beth to avoid paying a return visit

9:35 AM
Are You Being Served?
The staff spend the night in the store
The staff of Grace Brothers are forced to spend the night in the store

10:15 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo tries to become a celebrity
Compo decides the way to win the heart of Nora Batty is to become a celebrity, so goes on a televised talent show. Gorden Kaye ('Allo 'Allo!) guest stars, with Bill Owen

10:55 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy trains for a barrel-rolling contest
Foggy tries to defy his age by entering the annual barrel-rolling competition, and undergoes a gruelling training programme. Brian Wilde stars

11:35 AM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

12:15 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daddy gets engaged
Hyacinth feels harassed by a combination of working at a charity shop, trying to impress Councillor Nugent and worrying about Rose's love life. Starring Patricia Routledge

12:55 PM
The Green Green Grass
The family awaits the arrival of Tyler's French exchange student
Tyler is annoyed as the farm's residents anxiously await the arrival of his French exchange student. He even considers getting engaged to Beth to avoid paying a return visit

1:30 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon spends a night in a spooky house
Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

2:10 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul plans to move house
Martin is overjoyed when Paul announces he is leaving the area as he cannot find suitable premises for his business. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

2:50 PM
Are You Being Served?
The staff spend the night in the store
The staff of Grace Brothers are forced to spend the night in the store

3:30 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister encounters old flame Kristine Kochanski
Lister meets old flame Kristine Kochanski thanks to a strange overlap of dimensions, which sends Kryten into a jealous rage and leaves him plotting her sudden disappearance

4:10 PM
Red Dwarf
The ship's generator breaks down
The ship's generator breaks down, sending the crew members into a blind panic as they try to locate the engine room and embark on a journey through a labyrinth of service ducts

4:50 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon spends a night in a spooky house
Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

5:30 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo tries to become a celebrity
Compo decides the way to win the heart of Nora Batty is to become a celebrity, so goes on a televised talent show. Gorden Kaye ('Allo 'Allo!) guest stars, with Bill Owen

6:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy trains for a barrel-rolling contest
Foggy tries to defy his age by entering the annual barrel-rolling competition, and undergoes a gruelling training programme. Brian Wilde stars

6:50 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon spends a night in a spooky house
Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

7:30 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daddy gets engaged
Hyacinth feels harassed by a combination of working at a charity shop, trying to impress Councillor Nugent and worrying about Rose's love life. Starring Patricia Routledge

8:05 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister encounters old flame Kristine Kochanski
Lister meets old flame Kristine Kochanski thanks to a strange overlap of dimensions, which sends Kryten into a jealous rage and leaves him plotting her sudden disappearance

8:45 PM
Red Dwarf
The ship's generator breaks down
The ship's generator breaks down, sending the crew members into a blind panic as they try to locate the engine room and embark on a journey through a labyrinth of service ducts

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Frank's drinking becomes a problem
Lee's dad Frank moves in after an argument with his latest fancy woman, but it becomes clear he is drinking too much, so the flatmates try to persuade him to seek professional help

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister starts to miss Rimmer
Lister is surprised to find that for some inexplicable reason he is starting to miss Rimmer and promptly resolves to have his head examined to find out why

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew visits Pride and Prejudice world
Kochanski transports the crew to Pride and Prejudice world, but Kryten's anger at being ignored by his shipmates prompts him to go on the rampage

11:15 PM
Bottom
Richie and Eddie become trapped
Richie and Eddie become trapped on a fairground ride due for demolition. Comedy, starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall

11:55 PM
Not Going Out
Frank's drinking becomes a problem
Lee's dad Frank moves in after an argument with his latest fancy woman, but it becomes clear he is drinking too much, so the flatmates try to persuade him to seek professional help

12:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary thinks Tony is gay
Gary thinks Tony might be gay - despite his new flatmate's efforts to impress Deborah with his language skills

1:05 AM
Bottom 2001: A*** Oddity Live
A stage show based on the comedy series
Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in a stage show based on the comedy series, in which toilet humour is rife as the duo find themselves stranded on a Pacific island

3:00 AM
Inside No 9
A woman gets mixed up in an unforgettable online date
You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky is about to find out. Dark comedy, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
