U&Gold Friday

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Beth and Tyler decide to become vegetarians, and Jed's scarecrow is mistaken for a human body. Meanwhile, Marlene sets out to create a massage parlour

Martin is overjoyed when Paul announces he is leaving the area as he cannot find suitable premises for his business. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

Tyler is annoyed as the farm's residents anxiously await the arrival of his French exchange student. He even considers getting engaged to Beth to avoid paying a return visit

The staff of Grace Brothers are forced to spend the night in the store

Compo decides the way to win the heart of Nora Batty is to become a celebrity, so goes on a televised talent show. Gorden Kaye ('Allo 'Allo!) guest stars, with Bill Owen

Foggy tries to defy his age by entering the annual barrel-rolling competition, and undergoes a gruelling training programme. Brian Wilde stars

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

Hyacinth feels harassed by a combination of working at a charity shop, trying to impress Councillor Nugent and worrying about Rose's love life. Starring Patricia Routledge

Tyler is annoyed as the farm's residents anxiously await the arrival of his French exchange student. He even considers getting engaged to Beth to avoid paying a return visit

Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

Martin is overjoyed when Paul announces he is leaving the area as he cannot find suitable premises for his business. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

The staff of Grace Brothers are forced to spend the night in the store

Lister meets old flame Kristine Kochanski thanks to a strange overlap of dimensions, which sends Kryten into a jealous rage and leaves him plotting her sudden disappearance

The ship's generator breaks down, sending the crew members into a blind panic as they try to locate the engine room and embark on a journey through a labyrinth of service ducts

Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

Compo decides the way to win the heart of Nora Batty is to become a celebrity, so goes on a televised talent show. Gorden Kaye ('Allo 'Allo!) guest stars, with Bill Owen

Foggy tries to defy his age by entering the annual barrel-rolling competition, and undergoes a gruelling training programme. Brian Wilde stars

Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

Hyacinth feels harassed by a combination of working at a charity shop, trying to impress Councillor Nugent and worrying about Rose's love life. Starring Patricia Routledge

Lister meets old flame Kristine Kochanski thanks to a strange overlap of dimensions, which sends Kryten into a jealous rage and leaves him plotting her sudden disappearance

The ship's generator breaks down, sending the crew members into a blind panic as they try to locate the engine room and embark on a journey through a labyrinth of service ducts

Lee's dad Frank moves in after an argument with his latest fancy woman, but it becomes clear he is drinking too much, so the flatmates try to persuade him to seek professional help

Lister is surprised to find that for some inexplicable reason he is starting to miss Rimmer and promptly resolves to have his head examined to find out why

Kochanski transports the crew to Pride and Prejudice world, but Kryten's anger at being ignored by his shipmates prompts him to go on the rampage

Richie and Eddie become trapped on a fairground ride due for demolition. Comedy, starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall

Lee's dad Frank moves in after an argument with his latest fancy woman, but it becomes clear he is drinking too much, so the flatmates try to persuade him to seek professional help

Gary thinks Tony might be gay - despite his new flatmate's efforts to impress Deborah with his language skills

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in a stage show based on the comedy series, in which toilet humour is rife as the duo find themselves stranded on a Pacific island

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky is about to find out. Dark comedy, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home