U&Gold Monday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:45 AM
Don't Wait Up
Toby misses a cruise
Toby misses a cruise with Angela due to a mix-up and decides to keep a low profile. Dinah Sheridan and Tony Britton star

8:20 AM
Porridge
Fletch tries to shirk his duties
Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens

9:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
Llewellyn challenges Boycie to a pub quiz
An impoverished Llewellyn tries to boost his fortunes by challenging Boycie to a pub quiz with a £5,000 jackpot, while Beth accuses Tyler of prejudice against the Welsh

9:40 AM
Are You Being Served?
A glamorous saleswoman arrives
A glamorous perfume saleswoman arrives on the shop floor, prompting Mrs Slocombe to plot her downfall

10:20 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Smiler's wife leaves him
The wily trio set about trying to find a new home for Smiler, whose wife has left him after 33 years of marriage and gone to live with her sister in Australia

11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy tries to cheer Compo up
Foggy tries to mend Compo's broken heart with an old jungle remedy from his wartime days

11:40 AM
Red Dwarf
Part one of three. The nanobots recreate Red Dwarf
Part one of three. The nanobots recreate Red Dwarf and populate the ship with the original crew - meaning Lister and Rimmer are reunited with their old colleagues

12:20 PM
Red Dwarf
Part two of three. The ship's captain invites Rimmer to dinner
Part two of three. Rimmer is invited to dinner by the captain, and plans to make himself irresistible to the female crew, thanks to an aphrodisiac virus

1:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daisy tries to get Onslow to behave more ardently toward her
Daisy encourages Onslow to behave more ardently toward her, while Hyacinth tries to arrange a social event. Patricia Routledge and Judy Cornwell star

1:35 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon has a steam engine problem
Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are ordered to clear the area for a major army exercise - but encounter a problem in the shape of a steam engine blocking the path

2:15 PM
Porridge
Fletch tries to shirk his duties
Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens

2:55 PM
The Green Green Grass
Llewellyn challenges Boycie to a pub quiz
An impoverished Llewellyn tries to boost his fortunes by challenging Boycie to a pub quiz with a £5,000 jackpot, while Beth accuses Tyler of prejudice against the Welsh

3:30 PM
Are You Being Served?
A glamorous saleswoman arrives
A glamorous perfume saleswoman arrives on the shop floor, prompting Mrs Slocombe to plot her downfall

4:10 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon has a steam engine problem
Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are ordered to clear the area for a major army exercise - but encounter a problem in the shape of a steam engine blocking the path

4:50 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daisy tries to get Onslow to behave more ardently toward her
Daisy encourages Onslow to behave more ardently toward her, while Hyacinth tries to arrange a social event. Patricia Routledge and Judy Cornwell star

5:30 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Smiler's wife leaves him
The wily trio set about trying to find a new home for Smiler, whose wife has left him after 33 years of marriage and gone to live with her sister in Australia

6:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy tries to cheer Compo up
Foggy tries to mend Compo's broken heart with an old jungle remedy from his wartime days

6:50 PM
Red Dwarf
Part one of three. The nanobots recreate Red Dwarf
Part one of three. The nanobots recreate Red Dwarf and populate the ship with the original crew - meaning Lister and Rimmer are reunited with their old colleagues

7:25 PM
Red Dwarf
Part two of three. The ship's captain invites Rimmer to dinner
Part two of three. Rimmer is invited to dinner by the captain, and plans to make himself irresistible to the female crew, thanks to an aphrodisiac virus

8:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daisy tries to get Onslow to behave more ardently toward her
Daisy encourages Onslow to behave more ardently toward her, while Hyacinth tries to arrange a social event. Patricia Routledge and Judy Cornwell star

8:40 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring declares martial law
Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lee and Daisy appear on Pointless
Daisy wins a place on Pointless and Lee convinces her of his intellectual prowess so she will have him as her partner. The only problem is, he is really just as stupid as her

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Part three of three. Cat falls in love
Part three of three. The Dwarfers escape from their captors, unaware the authorities are on their case. Cat trips the light fantastic to impress the girl of his dreams

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister mistakenly joins an army of convicts
Lister mistakenly joins the Canaries on the understanding that they are a prison choir - but soon discovers them to be an army of battle-hardened convicts

11:10 PM
Bottom
Eddie has spent the pair's last £11.80 in savings on a copy of an adult magazine
Eddie has spent the pair's last £11.80 in savings on a second-hand copy of an adult magazine, forcing the duo to endure an evening of boredom and bickering in front of the TV

11:50 PM
Not Going Out
Lee and Daisy appear on Pointless
Daisy wins a place on Pointless and Lee convinces her of his intellectual prowess so she will have him as her partner. The only problem is, he is really just as stupid as her

12:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Tony decides to dump his girlfriend
Tony decides to break up with his girlfriend to be with Deborah - but agonises over the best way to go about it. Starring Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey and Leslie Ash

1:00 AM
The Outlaws
Sitcom, starring Rhianne Barreto
Seven strangers begin Community Payback sentences, but a criminal mistake will unite these people in ways they had thought impossible. Sitcom, starring Rhianne Barreto

2:25 AM
Bottom
Eddie has spent the pair's last £11.80 in savings on a copy of an adult magazine
Eddie has spent the pair's last £11.80 in savings on a second-hand copy of an adult magazine, forcing the duo to endure an evening of boredom and bickering in front of the TV

2:55 AM
The Outlaws
The group discover a bag of cash in the community centre's ceiling
The group engages in bonding exercises led by Gabby, then hijacked by Diane. But harmony is punctured when they discover a bag of cash stashed in the community centre's ceiling

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
