U&Gold Tuesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:25 AM
Don't Wait Up
Toby is looking forward to Angela's return
Toby is looking forward to seeing Angela when she returns from her cruise. Tony Britton and Dinah Sheridan star

8:00 AM
Porridge
Fletcher becomes an agony aunt
Fletcher takes on the role of agony aunt and ends up writing letters home for the other inmates - but he soon discovers domestic problems of his own

8:40 AM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene's sister pays a visit
Boycie faces his worst nightmare when Marlene's glamourpuss sister visits from Peckham - but that soon turns out to be the least of his problems

9:20 AM
Are You Being Served?
A customer loses a diamond
A wealthy customer loses a valuable diamond in the store and offers a reward for its return

10:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy has a plan
Howard and Marina go bird watching, while Foggy comes up with a way to make hiking up hills more exciting

10:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo decides to follow Nora around
Compo thinks that he hears Nora Batty happily singing so he obsessively spies on her imagining that she is having a romance with her lodger, Smiler. Bill Owen stars

11:20 AM
Red Dwarf
Part three of three. Cat falls in love
Part three of three. The Dwarfers escape from their captors, unaware the authorities are on their case. Cat trips the light fantastic to impress the girl of his dreams

12:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister mistakenly joins an army of convicts
Lister mistakenly joins the Canaries on the understanding that they are a prison choir - but soon discovers them to be an army of battle-hardened convicts

12:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth attends a family christening
Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is upset to learn the child's mother is not married. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

1:20 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring declares martial law
Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

2:00 PM
Porridge
Fletcher becomes an agony aunt
Fletcher takes on the role of agony aunt and ends up writing letters home for the other inmates - but he soon discovers domestic problems of his own

2:40 PM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene's sister pays a visit
Boycie faces his worst nightmare when Marlene's glamourpuss sister visits from Peckham - but that soon turns out to be the least of his problems

3:20 PM
Are You Being Served?
A customer loses a diamond
A wealthy customer loses a valuable diamond in the store and offers a reward for its return

4:00 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring declares martial law
Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

4:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth attends a family christening
Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is upset to learn the child's mother is not married. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy has a plan
Howard and Marina go bird watching, while Foggy comes up with a way to make hiking up hills more exciting

6:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo decides to follow Nora around
Compo thinks that he hears Nora Batty happily singing so he obsessively spies on her imagining that she is having a romance with her lodger, Smiler. Bill Owen stars

6:40 PM
Red Dwarf
Part three of three. Cat falls in love
Part three of three. The Dwarfers escape from their captors, unaware the authorities are on their case. Cat trips the light fantastic to impress the girl of his dreams

7:20 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister mistakenly joins an army of convicts
Lister mistakenly joins the Canaries on the understanding that they are a prison choir - but soon discovers them to be an army of battle-hardened convicts

8:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth attends a family christening
Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is upset to learn the child's mother is not married. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

8:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes part in an exercise with the regular army
The platoon takes part in an exercise with the regular army and everything goes well - until Mainwaring assumes the role of an enemy agent on the run

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lucy and Lee aim to answer an age-old question
Lucy and Lee decide to discover the truth about whether it is possible to retain their memories of a heavy night of drinking. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten sets up a pirate TV station
Kryten sets up his own pirate TV station to entertain the prisoners, while Lister's guitar is found among Starbug's debris, much to Rimmer's horror

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
Part one of two. Rimmer and Lister are forced to play a game of basketball with the guards
Part one of two. Rimmer and Lister are forced to play a game of basketball with the guards, but at half-time they spike the opposition's drink with a virility enhancement drug

11:15 PM
Bottom
The grubby duo steal a car
The grubby duo steal a car and discover the tickets for the unfortunate owner's honeymoon inside

11:55 PM
Not Going Out
Lucy and Lee aim to answer an age-old question
Lucy and Lee decide to discover the truth about whether it is possible to retain their memories of a heavy night of drinking. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

12:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary sells one of Dorothy's records
Gary sells one of Dorothy's records when Tony identifies it as a valuable collector's item

1:05 AM
Bottom
The grubby duo steal a car
The grubby duo steal a car and discover the tickets for the unfortunate owner's honeymoon inside

1:45 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary sells one of Dorothy's records
Gary sells one of Dorothy's records when Tony identifies it as a valuable collector's item

2:20 AM
The Outlaws
Rani runs into trouble with Christian, but a booze cruise deepens their budding connection
Rani runs into trouble with Christian, but a booze cruise deepens their budding connection. Gabby and Greg work on plans for her festival, but Spencer threatens to lead her astray

3:25 AM
Don't Wait Up
Toby is looking forward to Angela's return
Toby is looking forward to seeing Angela when she returns from her cruise. Tony Britton and Dinah Sheridan star

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
