U&Gold Wednesday

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Boycie faces his worst nightmare when Marlene's glamourpuss sister visits from Peckham - but that soon turns out to be the least of his problems

Toby tries to raise his morale and improve his finances, while Tom and Madeline break up

Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Tight-fisted shopkeeper Arkwright purchases fire-damaged stock, only to find all the tins have lost their labels

A visit to a local country mansion reveals Boycie's admiration for the long-established tradition of respect for the gentry, while Elgin moves into Bryan's caravan

The staff plan a dinner for Mr Grainger in honour of his long-standing service to the company.

Compo thinks he is about to come into a fortune when he remembers someone owes him money from his schooldays

Howard finds incriminating evidence on his person and unwittingly turns to Clegg for help

Kryten sets up his own pirate TV station to entertain the prisoners, while Lister's guitar is found among Starbug's debris, much to Rimmer's horror

Part one of two. Rimmer and Lister are forced to play a game of basketball with the guards, but at half-time they spike the opposition's drink with a virility enhancement drug

Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there

The platoon takes part in an exercise with the regular army and everything goes well - until Mainwaring assumes the role of an enemy agent on the run

Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Tight-fisted shopkeeper Arkwright purchases fire-damaged stock, only to find all the tins have lost their labels

A visit to a local country mansion reveals Boycie's admiration for the long-established tradition of respect for the gentry, while Elgin moves into Bryan's caravan

The staff plan a dinner for Mr Grainger in honour of his long-standing service to the company.

The platoon takes part in an exercise with the regular army and everything goes well - until Mainwaring assumes the role of an enemy agent on the run

Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there

Compo thinks he is about to come into a fortune when he remembers someone owes him money from his schooldays

Howard finds incriminating evidence on his person and unwittingly turns to Clegg for help

Kryten sets up his own pirate TV station to entertain the prisoners, while Lister's guitar is found among Starbug's debris, much to Rimmer's horror

Part one of two. Rimmer and Lister are forced to play a game of basketball with the guards, but at half-time they spike the opposition's drink with a virility enhancement drug

Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there

Mainwaring's platoon tries to raise money for the local Spitfire fund by having a bash at Morris dancing. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1974, starring Arthur Lowe

Lee prepares for a 10km fun-run to impress Lucy, but when he injures himself at the start of his training, he gets a secret sports massage - which leads to more trouble

Part two of two. Pete the Sparrow is turned into a dinosaur and rampages through the cargo decks devouring food stocks before Rimmer and Lister are called in to put things right

Kryten takes revenge for Lister's dodgy advice on female biology by hiding a stash of illegal hooch in the Dwarfers' cell just before an inspection

Richie and Eddie get caught up in a local carnival, admiring the floats and lending a hand with the looting. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Lee prepares for a 10km fun-run to impress Lucy, but when he injures himself at the start of his training, he gets a secret sports massage - which leads to more trouble

Stage show of the riotous sitcom, in which Eddie and Richie travel through time and space inside a lavatory. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Richie and Eddie get caught up in a local carnival, admiring the floats and lending a hand with the looting. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Toby tries to raise his morale and improve his finances, while Tom and Madeline break up

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home