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Tom is having a difficult time following his break-up with Madeline, while Toby is facing problems of his own

Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van, as he is fed up with having to struggle doing the rounds with the shop's outdated delivery bike

Boycie voices his woes when he is forced to pay his mother-in-law a visit. Bryan begins to mope about Myrtle, forcing Elgin, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy to take desperate measures

The staff start feeling the cold thanks to Grace Brothers' latest plans to cut costs. Classic comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman

As Compo's attempts to reach Nora Batty's washing line fail again, he enlists Foggy's help

Compo is having difficulty coming to terms with being less agile and becomes jealous of local athlete Ernie Burniston when he spots him riding a bike. Bill Owen stars

Part two of two. Pete the Sparrow is turned into a dinosaur and rampages through the cargo decks devouring food stocks before Rimmer and Lister are called in to put things right

Kryten takes revenge for Lister's dodgy advice on female biology by hiding a stash of illegal hooch in the Dwarfers' cell just before an inspection

Hyacinth's wealthy acquaintance Mrs Fortescue, whose sister married a baronet, asks her for a lift into town - but things do not go according to plan

Mainwaring's platoon tries to raise money for the local Spitfire fund by having a bash at Morris dancing. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1974, starring Arthur Lowe

Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van, as he is fed up with having to struggle doing the rounds with the shop's outdated delivery bike

Boycie voices his woes when he is forced to pay his mother-in-law a visit. Bryan begins to mope about Myrtle, forcing Elgin, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy to take desperate measures

The staff start feeling the cold thanks to Grace Brothers' latest plans to cut costs. Classic comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman

Mainwaring's platoon tries to raise money for the local Spitfire fund by having a bash at Morris dancing. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1974, starring Arthur Lowe

Hyacinth's wealthy acquaintance Mrs Fortescue, whose sister married a baronet, asks her for a lift into town - but things do not go according to plan

As Compo's attempts to reach Nora Batty's washing line fail again, he enlists Foggy's help

Compo is having difficulty coming to terms with being less agile and becomes jealous of local athlete Ernie Burniston when he spots him riding a bike. Bill Owen stars

Part two of two. Pete the Sparrow is turned into a dinosaur and rampages through the cargo decks devouring food stocks before Rimmer and Lister are called in to put things right

Kryten takes revenge for Lister's dodgy advice on female biology by hiding a stash of illegal hooch in the Dwarfers' cell just before an inspection

Hyacinth's wealthy acquaintance Mrs Fortescue, whose sister married a baronet, asks her for a lift into town - but things do not go according to plan

Walmington-on-Sea leaves its mark on a visiting French general when the platoon repaints Lady Maltby's Rolls-Royce just in time for an official engagement

Lee poses as Lucy's husband in an attempt to stop her flirting with the male delegates at a trade conference. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by a feral cat leader who wants to wipe out cats who worship anyone but him

Agnes fears her family is planning to send her to a nursing home, when in fact it is Sparta the dog who is set to be sent away. Comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll

A hypnotist provides the entertainment at the triplets' baptism - and Agnes soon finds herself under his spell. Meanwhile, Mark delivers some heartbreaking news

Lee poses as Lucy's husband in an attempt to stop her flirting with the male delegates at a trade conference. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

Agnes fears her family is planning to send her to a nursing home, when in fact it is Sparta the dog who is set to be sent away. Comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll

Frank looks back on his glory days in the 1980s and reflects on his choices. As the facts about the robbery become clearer, Haines and Selforth find an eager new partner in Diane

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home