U&Gold Wednesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:00 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Ted thinks he is about to be promoted
Ted is summoned to Head Office, and jumps to the conclusion that he is about to be made entertainments manager. Classic comedy, starring Paul Shane

7:40 AM
The Good Life
Margo buys a spinning wheel
Tom and Barbara make a small profit and spend the money on a loom, while Margo persuades Jerry to buy her a spinning wheel

8:15 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make a fortune - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who fear he will gamble away everything they have

8:55 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie and Marlene visit a mansion
A visit to a local country mansion reveals Boycie's admiration for the long-established tradition of respect for the gentry, while Elgin moves into Bryan's caravan

9:35 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe plans for a happy event
Mrs Slocombe alarms the staff by announcing she is expecting a happy event - but little do they realise it is merely her cat that is pregnant

10:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Pearl throws Howard out of the house
Pearl throws Howard out of the house, prompting him to make a stunning declaration. Cooper and Walsh get their car valeted after receiving complaints from the sergeant

10:50 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Hobbo tells Howard to stand up for himself
Hobbo tells Howard to stand up for himself if he wants Pearl to take him back. Marina decides to seize the moment with Mr Waddle, and Tom's milk float is pulled over by the police

11:30 AM
The Good Life
Margo buys a spinning wheel
Tom and Barbara make a small profit and spend the money on a loom, while Margo persuades Jerry to buy her a spinning wheel

12:05 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie and Marlene visit a mansion
A visit to a local country mansion reveals Boycie's admiration for the long-established tradition of respect for the gentry, while Elgin moves into Bryan's caravan

12:45 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The brothers' finances hit an all-time low
Del buys a new manual to show him how to make positive decisions, but it only succeeds in helping the Trotters' finances hit an all-time low

2:10 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon has a steam engine problem
Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are ordered to clear the area for a major army exercise - but encounter a problem in the shape of a steam engine blocking the path

2:45 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie and Marlene visit a mansion
A visit to a local country mansion reveals Boycie's admiration for the long-established tradition of respect for the gentry, while Elgin moves into Bryan's caravan

3:25 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe plans for a happy event
Mrs Slocombe alarms the staff by announcing she is expecting a happy event - but little do they realise it is merely her cat that is pregnant

4:00 PM
The Good Life
Margo buys a spinning wheel
Tom and Barbara make a small profit and spend the money on a loom, while Margo persuades Jerry to buy her a spinning wheel

4:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon has a steam engine problem
Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are ordered to clear the area for a major army exercise - but encounter a problem in the shape of a steam engine blocking the path

5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Pearl throws Howard out of the house
Pearl throws Howard out of the house, prompting him to make a stunning declaration. Cooper and Walsh get their car valeted after receiving complaints from the sergeant

6:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Hobbo tells Howard to stand up for himself
Hobbo tells Howard to stand up for himself if he wants Pearl to take him back. Marina decides to seize the moment with Mr Waddle, and Tom's milk float is pulled over by the police

6:35 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make a fortune - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who fear he will gamble away everything they have

7:15 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring declares martial law
Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

7:55 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie and Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

9:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del faces an explosive situation
Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls, which turn out to be filled with explosive gas. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

10:00 PM
The Fast Show
Ted and Ralph have a discussion about green overalls
Ted and Ralph have a discussion about green overalls, Tommy Cockles looks back at a World War One film, and Roy and Renee talk about their holiday to Paris

10:40 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie and Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

11:45 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del faces an explosive situation
Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls, which turn out to be filled with explosive gas. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

12:55 AM
The Fast Show
Ted and Ralph have a discussion about green overalls
Ted and Ralph have a discussion about green overalls, Tommy Cockles looks back at a World War One film, and Roy and Renee talk about their holiday to Paris

1:30 AM
The Good Life
Margo buys a spinning wheel
Tom and Barbara make a small profit and spend the money on a loom, while Margo persuades Jerry to buy her a spinning wheel

2:20 AM
Billy Connolly Does
Billy ruminates about dream locations and nightmare family holidays
After 50 years of touring, Billy rummages through trinkets and memories as he ruminates about dream locations, nightmare holidays and offers travel tips for your private bits

3:10 AM
The Fast Show
Ted and Ralph have a discussion about green overalls
Ted and Ralph have a discussion about green overalls, Tommy Cockles looks back at a World War One film, and Roy and Renee talk about their holiday to Paris

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
