U&Gold Thursday

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The opening day of the season arrives and staff gather to welcome the first guests at Maplin's holiday camp. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, Sue Pollard and Ruth Madoc

Tom and Barbara try to make clothes out of nettles and wool, while Jerry has his eye on becoming the next managing director of JJM

Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls, which turn out to be filled with explosive gas. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

Boycie voices his woes when he is forced to pay his mother-in-law a visit. Bryan begins to mope about Myrtle, forcing Elgin, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy to take desperate measures

The staff are outraged by Young Mr Grace's decision to transfer them to the toy department

In a bid to persuade Pearl to take back her errant husband, Howard's friends try to convince her he is living as a tramp. Marina tries dressing down

Howard asks Hobbo to deliver a message to Pearl, but is aghast to see his wife passionately kissing his friend. Glenda tells Barry to try painting to take his mind off his hunger

Tom and Barbara try to make clothes out of nettles and wool, while Jerry has his eye on becoming the next managing director of JJM

Del-Boy becomes a yuppie and Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

Boycie voices his woes when he is forced to pay his mother-in-law a visit. Bryan begins to mope about Myrtle, forcing Elgin, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy to take desperate measures

The staff are outraged by Young Mr Grace's decision to transfer them to the toy department

Tom and Barbara try to make clothes out of nettles and wool, while Jerry has his eye on becoming the next managing director of JJM

Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

In a bid to persuade Pearl to take back her errant husband, Howard's friends try to convince her he is living as a tramp. Marina tries dressing down

Howard asks Hobbo to deliver a message to Pearl, but is aghast to see his wife passionately kissing his friend. Glenda tells Barry to try painting to take his mind off his hunger

Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls, which turn out to be filled with explosive gas. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

The platoon takes part in an exercise with the regular army and everything goes well - until Mainwaring assumes the role of an enemy agent on the run

A retired jeweller offers Del-Boy the deal of a lifetime - then suddenly has a heart attack and gets taken to hospital with the merchandise still in his briefcase

Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca, but cannot understand why the trip is for three people. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong star

Sketches include the Fat Sweaty Coppers, Unlucky Alf, Arthur Atkinson and Bob Fleming the coughing TV sensation

A retired jeweller offers Del-Boy the deal of a lifetime - then suddenly has a heart attack and gets taken to hospital with the merchandise still in his briefcase

Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca, but cannot understand why the trip is for three people. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong star

Sketches include the Fat Sweaty Coppers, Unlucky Alf, Arthur Atkinson and Bob Fleming the coughing TV sensation

Tom and Barbara try to make clothes out of nettles and wool, while Jerry has his eye on becoming the next managing director of JJM

Boycie voices his woes when he is forced to pay his mother-in-law a visit. Bryan begins to mope about Myrtle, forcing Elgin, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy to take desperate measures

Billy explains that when it comes to culture, for him, anything goes, and riffs on being made into an iconic children's toy and swearing as an art form

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home