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Sat 26 May

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 6 Episode 6/26

Humorous clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20am
Emmerdale
Omnibus. Ross faces a dangerous dilemma, Noah holds Debbie ransom over spending time with Joe, and Belle and Lachlan reach a decision
(Subtitles) (Sign Language)

Rating: 2.8
9:20am
Coronation Street
Omnibus. Eileen is on edge as the crank calls continue, and Zeedan's beside himself over his attack on Phil. Meanwhile, Fiz feels a stab of jealousy when she sees the easy rapport between Tyrone and new garage recruit Abi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
12:10pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Season 12 Episode 6/13

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
1:10pm
Ninja Warrior UK
Season 4 Episode 6/8

Competitors from across the nation test their strength, speed and courage in part two of the obstacle-course challenge's semi-final, hosted by Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara. Those who make it to the end of the adrenaline-fuelled mission face one final task - scaling the heights of a tower named Mount Midoriyama - as they battle it out for the title of Ninja Warrior UK
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.2
2:10pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 18/18

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
3:15pm
Film Ella Enchanted (2004)
In a fantasy world where a fairy godmother endows each newborn with a special attribute, baby Ella is given the unwelcome gift of obedience. While growing up, she is magically compelled to do anything she is told to, and her stepmother takes great delight in forcing the girl to obey her every whim. So Ella sets out on a quest to find her fairy godmother and get her to take back her unwanted birthright. Fantasy adventure, starring Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Minnie Driver and Joanna Lumley
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.3
4:25pm
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
4:30pm
Film Ella Enchanted (2004)
In a fantasy world where a fairy godmother endows each newborn with a special attribute, baby Ella is given the unwelcome gift of obedience. While growing up, she is magically compelled to do anything she is told to, and her stepmother takes great delight in forcing the girl to obey her every whim. So Ella sets out on a quest to find her fairy godmother and get her to take back her unwanted birthright. Fantasy adventure, starring Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Minnie Driver and Joanna Lumley
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.3
5:15pm
Film Johnny English Reborn (2011)
A bumbling secret agent retires to a Tibetan monastery in disgrace after a mission goes wrong. He is lured out of seclusion by the chance to redeem himself when his former bosses seek his help in foiling an attempt to assassinate the premier of China. Spy comedy sequel, starring Rowan Atkinson, Gillian Anderson, Rosamund Pike and Dominic West
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:20pm
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
6:25pm
Film Johnny English Reborn (2011)
A bumbling secret agent retires to a Tibetan monastery in disgrace after a mission goes wrong. He is lured out of seclusion by the chance to redeem himself when his former bosses seek his help in foiling an attempt to assassinate the premier of China. Spy comedy sequel, starring Rowan Atkinson, Gillian Anderson, Rosamund Pike and Dominic West
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:10pm
Film Red Riding Hood (2011)
A woman in a medieval village falls for a mysterious woodcutter against her family's wishes. The locals are soon whipped into a frenzy when someone is killed by a werewolf, and when a monster hunter arrives to deal with the beast, he reveals the terrifying truth that the creature assumes human form by day, and could be any one of them. Fantasy, starring Amanda Seyfried and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
8:10pm
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
8:15pm
Film Red Riding Hood (2011)
A woman in a medieval village falls for a mysterious woodcutter against her family's wishes. The locals are soon whipped into a frenzy when someone is killed by a werewolf, and when a monster hunter arrives to deal with the beast, he reveals the terrifying truth that the creature assumes human form by day, and could be any one of them. Fantasy, starring Amanda Seyfried and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:15pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Britain's Got More Talent Live
Season 12 Episode 7/13

Host Stephen Mulhern introduces behind the scenes exclusives from the last round of auditions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
10:20pm
Celebrity Juice
Season 19 Episode 10/10

Keith Lemon is joined by Mark Wright, Lisa Stansfield, Caroline Flack, Iain Stirling and Joel Dommett. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.4
11:05pm
Family Guy
Into Fat Air
Season 11 Episode 1/22

Lois causes Peter some distress when she tells him about her dinner date with former boyfriend Ross Fishman, his wife Pam, and their son Ben. Ross brags about their family vacations and that they plan to climb Mount Everest, so Peter decides the Griffins will also make the undertaking. When they return home, he realises his folly and asks Lois to make up an excuse to bail out
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
Family Guy
Burning Down the Bayit
Season 10 Episode 15/23

Mort enlists the help of Peter and Quagmire as he battles overwhelming financial troubles, but things take a turn for the worse when they decide to burn down his pharmacy for the insurance money
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:55pm
Family Guy
Killer Queen
Season 10 Episode 16/23

Peter and Chris attend a fat camp, where they encounter a serial killer who targets overweight children, and Stewie becomes terrified of the robot on the cover of Queen album News of the World
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:25am
American Dad!
The One That Got Away
Season 5 Episode 2/20

Roger believes his identity has been stolen when his credit card unexpectedly reaches its limit, and sets out to catch the criminal. However, after a few days of playing detective, he realises things are not quite what they seem. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Wendy Schaal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:55am
American Dad!
Office Spaceman
Season 4 Episode 14/16

Roger releases photographs of himself to the media, prompting the CIA to form an Alien Task Force to deal with the situation. A twist of fate sees the authorities place the hapless extraterrestrial in charge of the operation - and his new position makes him one of Stan's superiors. Meanwhile, Francine gets to grips with being left-handed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:25am
Plebs
Beer
Season 4 Episode 8/8

A Germanian bar opens over the road selling a popular drink called beer and the boys try to discover the recipe, while Marcus has a run-in with the fire brigade. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
1:50am
CelebAbility
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Iain Stirling hosts the physical comedy game show, inviting reality stars Joey Essex and Ampika Pickston, Union J's Josh Cuthbert, Olympian Jade Jones and presenter AJ Odudu to take on five friends in a series of challenges
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
2:35am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 4/12

Matt Edmondson introduces the records for putting on hair rollers while on a rollercoaster and regurgitating coins, and sees the world's biggest collection of Star Wars memorabilia
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
2:50am
Teleshopping
bargain buys from the comfort of the armchair
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:50am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.4

Sun 27 May

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 5/17

Matt Edmondson guides us through some more weird and wonderful Guinness World Records, including the fastest time to pull an aircraft, the most watermelons punched in one minute and the longest time to sing suspended upside down
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:10am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 4 Episode 8/26

Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:30am
Emmerdale
Omnibus. Ross faces a dangerous dilemma, Noah holds Debbie ransom over spending time with Joe, and Belle and Lachlan reach a decision
(Subtitles) (Sign Language)

Rating: 2.8
9:30am
Coronation Street
Omnibus. Eileen is on edge as the crank calls continue, and Zeedan's beside himself over his attack on Phil. Meanwhile, Fiz feels a stab of jealousy when she sees the easy rapport between Tyrone and new garage recruit Abi
(Subtitles) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
12:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
1:35pm
Film The Flintstones (1994)
Blue-collar caveman Fred Flintstone is promoted to an executive position at work and unwittingly becomes embroiled in an embezzlement scheme - thanks in no small part to his seductive new assistant. Live-action version of the cartoon comedy, starring John Goodman, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Halle Berry and Elizabeth Taylor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.9
2:40pm
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.8
2:45pm
Film The Flintstones (1994)
Blue-collar caveman Fred Flintstone is promoted to an executive position at work and unwittingly becomes embroiled in an embezzlement scheme - thanks in no small part to his seductive new assistant. Live-action version of the cartoon comedy, starring John Goodman, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Halle Berry and Elizabeth Taylor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.9
3:20pm
Britain's Got Talent
Season 12 Episode 7/13

Ant and Dec host the final round of auditions in the nationwide talent search, with the last few acts competing for the chance to impress judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams and win a place in the semi-finals
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:35pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Britain's Got More Talent Live
Season 12 Episode 7/13

Host Stephen Mulhern introduces behind the scenes exclusives from the last round of auditions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
5:40pm
Film Jurassic World (2015)
Decades on from its first creation, Jurassic Park is now a fully operational attraction filled with genetically engineered dinosaurs. In need of a new attraction, the company behind the park creates an entirely new species - but it quickly escapes to terrorise the tourists. Action adventure sequel, starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
6:45pm
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
6:50pm
Film Jurassic World (2015)
Decades on from its first creation, Jurassic Park is now a fully operational attraction filled with genetically engineered dinosaurs. In need of a new attraction, the company behind the park creates an entirely new species - but it quickly escapes to terrorise the tourists. Action adventure sequel, starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
8:00pm
Film The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
Dwarf king Thorin reclaims control of his homeland, but his descent into madness places him on the brink of war with his human and elven allies. As Thorin's Hobbit friend Bilbo tries to save the tormented ruler from himself, a vast horde of orcs gathers to destroy them all. Conclusion of the fantasy adventure trilogy, starring Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Ian McKellen, Luke Evans and Orlando Bloom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:10pm
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
9:15pm
Film The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
Dwarf king Thorin reclaims control of his homeland, but his descent into madness places him on the brink of war with his human and elven allies. As Thorin's Hobbit friend Bilbo tries to save the tormented ruler from himself, a vast horde of orcs gathers to destroy them all. Conclusion of the fantasy adventure trilogy, starring Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Ian McKellen, Luke Evans and Orlando Bloom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:45pm
Family Guy
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
Season 16 Episode 20/20

Peter falls into a coma and gets the opportunity to have a conversation with God, interrogating the deity with some tough questions. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:15pm
Family Guy
Ratings Guy
Season 11 Episode 2/22

The Griffins receive a letter from the Nielsen Company telling them they have been selected to have their television viewing habits monitored. Tom Tucker comes to the door and asks Peter for some ideas to change the format of the news show, and the ludicrous suggestions include the anchorman shaving off his moustache and wearing a jester hat
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:40pm
Family Guy
Forget-Me-Not
Season 11 Episode 17/22

Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire are left to rediscover their own identities when they wake up following a seemingly innocent boys' night out to find their memories have been erased and Quahog is deserted
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:10am
American Dad!
Widowmaker
Season 4 Episode 12/16

Francine encourages Stan to open up emotionally, but gets more than she bargained for when he reveals a dark secret concerning the fate of a neighbour's husband. As the revelations continue to emerge, Roger takes it upon himself to play psychiatrist to the pair
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:40am
American Dad!
Red October Sky
Season 4 Episode 13/16

Stan is asked to smoke out a former KGB agent and is shocked to discover the spy has not only moved in next door, but has also converted Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Klaus is caught smuggling drugs on his way to France
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:10am
The Cleveland Show
Brown Magic
Season 3 Episode 11/22

Cleveland decides to form a ventriloquism act, but does not have a dummy and hits on the bright idea of using a thinly disguised Rallo - whose quick-witted comments earn them rave reviews. Unfortunately, their success soon leads to friction
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
1:35am
Through the Keyhole
Season 4 Episode 5/8

Keith Lemon invades more mystery celebrity homes, pointing out crucial clues from among each occupant's possessions, and challenging his panel of studio guests to figure out the identities of each home's owner. This time, comedian and game-show host Paddy McGuinness, and presenters Caroline Flack and Dave Berry will be hoping their experience of rubbing shoulders with the stars will stand them in good stead, as they try to guess: `who habitates in a house like this?'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2
2:30am
Teleshopping
bargain buys from the comfort of the armchair
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2

Mon 28 May

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 6 Episode 7/26

Humorous clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 2/8

More Incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, featuring Australian diving pigs, the most tattooed man on the planet and dogs removing socks from people's feet. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 8/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of incredible and peculiar feats, including a man trying to set the record for the most rubber bands on the face. Plus, the oldest acrobatic salsa dancer and the longest motorcycle ride through a tunnel of fire
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
7:10am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Ann Widdecombe
Season 2 Episode 16/30

Former MP Ann Widdecombe puts on a dinner party as she plays mystery host to four strangers, who have to try and work out her identity using cryptic clues. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
7:55am
Emmerdale
Graham covers his tracks, Bob is optimistic about the future, and Zak tries reasoning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:25am
Coronation Street
Gary tracks down a man fitting Phelan's description to a caravan park in Wales, and David asks Shona to move back in. Meanwhile, Robert is annoyed that Steve turns up to his fancy dress stag do. Continues at 8.30pm
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:55am
Coronation Street
Nicola is rushed to hospital for an emergency caesarean, and Shona implores David not to let Josh wind him up. Meanwhile, Ali confides in Steve that Robert has been taking steroids, and Michelle is taken aback by Ryan's view of her pending marriage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:35am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 16/26

Harry Hill presents more home footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. This edition features cooking with gas and saddling up
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
10:05am
Film Planet 51 (2009)
An astronaut travels to another world, hoping to return home a hero. However, the planet is inhabited by an alien race who panic and assume he is an advance scout for a planned invasion. An alien boy offers to help the stranger as he desperately tries to get safely back to his ship before the local military get their hands on him. Animated sci-fi comedy, with the voices of Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:10am
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
11:15am
Film Planet 51 (2009)
An astronaut travels to another world, hoping to return home a hero. However, the planet is inhabited by an alien race who panic and assume he is an advance scout for a planned invasion. An alien boy offers to help the stranger as he desperately tries to get safely back to his ship before the local military get their hands on him. Animated sci-fi comedy, with the voices of Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:00pm
Emmerdale
Graham covers his tracks, Bob is optimistic about the future, and Zak tries reasoning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:30pm
Coronation Street
Gary tracks down a man fitting Phelan's description to a caravan park in Wales, and David asks Shona to move back in. Meanwhile, Robert is annoyed that Steve turns up to his fancy dress stag do. Continues at 8.30pm
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:00pm
Coronation Street
Nicola is rushed to hospital for an emergency caesarean, and Shona implores David not to let Josh wind him up. Meanwhile, Ali confides in Steve that Robert has been taking steroids, and Michelle is taken aback by Ryan's view of her pending marriage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:30pm
Catchphrase
Celebrity Catchphrase
Season 1 Episode 8/9

Coronation Street star Kym Marsh (Michelle Connor), actor Steve Pemberton (Benidorm, Psychoville) and chef Rosemary Shrager (I'm a Celebrity 2012) compete to identify familiar phrases hidden in animated clues. At stake is a prize of thousands of pounds for their chosen charities. Stephen Mulhern hosts the game show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.1
2:30pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 189/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
3:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 12/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
4:45pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 7/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
5:50pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including boating mishaps, a bashful raccoon and a group of sexy chicks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
6:20pm
Film The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
A gifted teenager investigates the secrets hidden in his dead parents' past, leading him to a mysterious corporation and an incident that imbues him with superhuman powers. A personal tragedy drives him to use his new-found abilities to fight crime, and he is soon drawn into a deadly battle against a former colleague of his father, who has undergone a devastating transformation of his own. Superhero adventure reboot, starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Rhys Ifans
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:25pm
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
7:30pm
Film The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
A gifted teenager investigates the secrets hidden in his dead parents' past, leading him to a mysterious corporation and an incident that imbues him with superhuman powers. A personal tragedy drives him to use his new-found abilities to fight crime, and he is soon drawn into a deadly battle against a former colleague of his father, who has undergone a devastating transformation of his own. Superhero adventure reboot, starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Rhys Ifans
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Family Guy
The Old Man and the Big `C'
Season 11 Episode 3/22

Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt's pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public to boost its profits. He joins forces with Stewie and plots to reveal the truth, which could change the world for ever. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
9:30pm
Family Guy
Yug Ylimaf
Season 11 Episode 4/22

Brian uses Stewie's time machine to impress women at bars, but ends up breaking it. The duo try to fix it, but it explodes, leaving them with the shattered remains. As Stewie sets out to rebuild it, he notes that everyday life in Quahog has changed and time is moving faster in reverse - meaning that the intellectual baby could be soon `unborn'
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:00pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Britain's Got More Talent Live
Season 12 Episode 8/13

Behind the scenes on the first of the live semi-finals, with reactions from the judges, the acts and viewers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
11:05pm
Family Guy
You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
Season 10 Episode 18/23

Peter's favourite TV programme is cancelled, prompting him to take matters into his own hands and create a new series for children - in which he has the starring role. Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship with Dr Hartman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:35pm
American Dad!
One Little Word
Season 5 Episode 3/20

Stan gets a new position as his boss's adviser and is delighted to accommodate his every request. However, the job begins to threaten his personal life and Francine is roped in to help complete an outrageous task, ruining her plans to spend Valentine's Day with her husband
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:05am
American Dad!
Choosy Wives Choose Smith
Season 5 Episode 4/20

Stan becomes jealous when he discovers Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. However, it emerges his wife's would-be husband survived the incident, and the envious spy enlists Roger's help to track him down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30am
Film What If (2013)
Wallace is a medical school drop-out who has given up on love after a series of bad break-ups, while Chantry is an animator who lives with her boyfriend. The two become friends since neither is interested in a relationship with the other - but as they grow closer, they begin to wonder if they belong together. Romantic drama, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Zoe Kazan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
1:30am
FYI Daily
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.8
1:35am
Film What If (2013)
Wallace is a medical school drop-out who has given up on love after a series of bad break-ups, while Chantry is an animator who lives with her boyfriend. The two become friends since neither is interested in a relationship with the other - but as they grow closer, they begin to wonder if they belong together. Romantic drama, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Zoe Kazan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.4

Tue 29 May

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 6 Episode 4/26

Humorous clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 11/12

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the fastest blindfold 50m, the most cans crushed between the shoulder blades, the fastest tightrope walk in high heels and the world's oldest base jumper
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 7/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including the most kicks to the head in a minute and the fastest balloon-modelling. Plus, six motorcyclists enter the Globe of Death
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
7:10am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Toby Anstis
Season 2 Episode 17/30

DJ and TV presenter Toby Anstis puts on a dinner party as he plays mystery host to four strangers, who have to try to work out his identity using cryptic clues. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
7:55am
Emmerdale
Cain heads to Home Farm and demands answers from Graham. Brenda is furious to discover Bob is spending the night with Laurel, and vows to ruin everything for them, and Amelia asks if Daz can come over, but Dan refuses to allow it
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:25am
Coronation Street
David finds the strength to face his demons, and Ryan vanishes on the morning of Robert and Michelle's wedding. Meanwhile, Gary surprises Sarah with a souvenir from Wales
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:55am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 24/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 158/

Sandra Bullock reveals more on upcoming Oceans spin-off Ocean's 8. Plus, Shawn Mendes performs his hit single In My Blood
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
10:20am
The Bachelor USA
The Bachelor
Season 18 Episode 22/25

The rejected contestants share their feelings about the show with each other and Juan Pablo, while the previous year's winner provides a behind the scenes glimpse of her honeymoon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:40am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 20/26

Harry Hill narrates a selection of comical clips filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring a Prince Harry impersonator, boys being boys, and a DJ

Rating: 1.4
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Cain heads to Home Farm and demands answers from Graham. Brenda is furious to discover Bob is spending the night with Laurel, and vows to ruin everything for them, and Amelia asks if Daz can come over, but Dan refuses to allow it
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:45pm
Coronation Street
David finds the strength to face his demons, and Ryan vanishes on the morning of Robert and Michelle's wedding. Meanwhile, Gary surprises Sarah with a souvenir from Wales
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:15pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 25 Episode 2/20

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 159/

Ozark star Jason Bateman previews the upcoming season of Arrested Development. Last year's World of Dance finalist The Lab chats about what it takes to get so far in the process
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 165/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 178/190

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Britain's Got Talent
Season 12 Episode 8/13

Declan Donnelly hosts the first live semi-final of this year's contest, with the audition process having left judges Amanda Holden, David Walliams, Simon Cowell and Alesha Dixon with 40 acts to pick from. Tonight, eight of them will be performing live in the hope of impressing both the panel and the TV audience to win one of the two spots in the live grand final, where the winning act will receive a life-changing £250,000 prize and a spot at this year's Royal Variety Performance in November
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
6:30pm
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent Results
Season 12 Episode 8/13

Following an evening of high drama and entertainment, Declan Donnelly reveals which two acts have made the final and earned the chance to win a coveted slot at the Royal Variety Performance in November
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers. Andy Murray's mum toughens up her son by using him for target practice, viewers learn what the Mastermind chair does on its day off, and Peter Stringfellow's jumbo `tablet' gives someone a black eye. The show also features a helicopter for hamsters, a goat who thinks that he is a butler, and Harry is reunited with the daughter that he never knew
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 3/18

Surreal comedy from the mind of Harry Hill, inspired by viewers' clips, featuring a person resembling Steven Spielberg who finds an explosive cure for his constipation, and a Clare Balding lookalike who marries a horse. Plus, a trampoline electrocution and a drone camera that bumped into a bride on her wedding day
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Season 11 Episode 19/22

Walden impulsively decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life with Kate - until he meets Vivian, a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer. Comedy, guest starring Mila Kunis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Superstore
Gender Reveal
Season 3 Episode 20/22

Glenn and his wife Jerusha hold a gender reveal party at the store. The reality of having to deliver their baby sinks in for Dina, and Amy receives news that unsettles her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:00pm
Family Guy
Joe's Revenge
Season 11 Episode 5/22

Bobby Briggs, the criminal who paralysed Joe years before, breaks out of jail - but he does not bargain on the community's hostile reception, as Quagmire, Joe and Peter unite to hunt him down. Meanwhile, Brian grows jealous when Lois gets a cat to look after
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
9:30pm
Family Guy
Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Season 11 Episode 6/22

Lois is not looking forward to her birthday, so she decides to turn her life around by adopting a different, younger lifestyle, growing her hair and having a makeover on a shopping trip. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a turtle at the park and adopts him as a new pet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:00pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Britain's Got More Talent Live
Season 12 Episode 9/13

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
11:05pm
Family Guy
Mr and Mrs Stewie
Season 10 Episode 19/23

Stewie meets a kindred spirit who shares his love of advanced weaponry, and Lois buys twin beds when she grows tired of being crushed by Peter, who subsequently struggles to fall asleep without a night-time cuddle. With guest star Cate Blanchett
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:35pm
American Dad!
Escape from Pearl Bailey
Season 5 Episode 5/20

Steve dons a mask and takes revenge on the popular girls at his school for humiliating his girlfriend Debbie. When his identity is exposed, he is forced to flee from an angry mob along with his friends. With the guest voice of Lizzy Caplan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:05am
American Dad!
Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold
Season 4 Episode 15/16

A close encounter with death prompts Stan to put his dream of finding Oliver North's buried treasure into effect, and he heads off in search of fame and fortune. At home, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend, and Hayley turns to body piercing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30am
Celebrity Juice
Season 19 Episode 10/10

Keith Lemon is joined by Mark Wright, Lisa Stansfield, Caroline Flack, Iain Stirling and Joel Dommett. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.4
1:15am
Two and a Half Men
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Season 11 Episode 19/22

Walden impulsively decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life with Kate - until he meets Vivian, a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer. Comedy, guest starring Mila Kunis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:45am
Superstore
Gender Reveal
Season 3 Episode 20/22

Glenn and his wife Jerusha hold a gender reveal party at the store. The reality of having to deliver their baby sinks in for Dina, and Amy receives news that unsettles her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
2:15am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 5/17

Matt Edmondson guides us through some more weird and wonderful Guinness World Records, including the fastest time to pull an aircraft, the most watermelons punched in one minute and the longest time to sing suspended upside down
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.4

Wed 30 May

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 7 Episode 13/26

Humorous clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 4/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including the tightest parallel parking in the world, the fastest sheep-shearer and a man whose eyes pop out of their sockets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 5/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including the most people in a Mini, the fastest time to smash a piano and the man who can put the most scorpions in his mouth
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
7:10am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Tessa Sanderson
Season 2 Episode 18/30

Former gold Olympic medallist Tessa Sanderson puts on a dinner party as she plays mystery host to four strangers, who have to try and work out her identity using cryptic clues, otherwise they will be doing the washing up. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
7:55am
Emmerdale
Charity looks back on the traumatic incidents that shaped her life when she was 14. Vanessa overhears Harriet talking about Charity's dead son, and offers to help. She and Harriet visit a hospital in the hope of learning more about Charity's baby - but their meddling may only end up causing more pain
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:25am
Coronation Street
David reports Josh to the police, and Steve's intervention threatens to ruin Michelle's big day. Meanwhile, Phelan eyes a means of escape from Gary's clutches
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:55am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 25 Episode 4/20

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 159/

Ozark star Jason Bateman previews the upcoming season of Arrested Development. Last year's World of Dance finalist The Lab chats about what it takes to get so far in the process
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
10:20am
The Bachelor USA
The Bachelor: Finale - Part One
Season 18 Episode 23/25

Juan Pablo introduces the two remaining contestants to his family and goes on a final date with each of them before making his choice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Charity looks back on the traumatic incidents that shaped her life when she was 14. Vanessa overhears Harriet talking about Charity's dead son, and offers to help. She and Harriet visit a hospital in the hope of learning more about Charity's baby - but their meddling may only end up causing more pain
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:45pm
Coronation Street
David reports Josh to the police, and Steve's intervention threatens to ruin Michelle's big day. Meanwhile, Phelan eyes a means of escape from Gary's clutches
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:15pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 25 Episode 5/20

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 160/

Alden Ehrenreich and Donald Glover talk about their roles in Star Wars spin-off Solo: A Star Wars Story. Child dancers Taylor and Reese Hatala also guest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 8/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 174/190

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Britain's Got Talent
Season 12 Episode 9/13

Dec hosts the latest of the live semi-finals, with acts competing for the chance to win a cash prize and a slot at the Royal Variety Performance. Judges Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, David Walliams and Amanda Holden give their verdict on the evening's performances
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
6:30pm
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent Results
Season 12 Episode 9/13

As the votes are counted, Dec reveals who will take their place in the final as the winners of tonight's show take a step closer to that slot at the Royal Variety Performance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 1/18

Harry Hill introduces more videos, including a bride dealing with language difficulties, a woman getting run over by a fire engine, a dog that steals a smartphone and shoots a video with it, and a surprising discovery inside an egg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 7/18

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring children performing a stage version of The Exorcist instead of a Nativity Play, a stripping grandmother and a dog that ruins a living room. Plus, clips of death-defying teenagers and unbelievable pregnancy reactions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Season 11 Episode 20/22

Walden's therapist suggests that casual sex might help him get over his habit of falling in love too quickly. Meanwhile, Alan's new business venture provides him with the perfect opportunity. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Superstore
Aftermath
Season 3 Episode 21/22

Amy and Jonah deal with the consequences of their kiss, while Glenn and Dina enlist Garrett to help the store win a visit from Cloud 9's CEO
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:00pm
Family Guy
Friends Without Benefits
Season 11 Episode 7/22

Meg reveals her infatuation with a popular boy at school, Kent Lastname. Esther suggests that she ask him out, but she fears almost certain rejection. Meanwhile, Stewie overhears the hunk mentioning Meg's brother and begins to think he might be gay
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
9:30pm
Family Guy
Tea Peter
Season 10 Episode 21/23

Peter's business is shut down by city hall, so he responds by joining the Tea Party. With his new-found allies, he decides to get revenge, and ends up shutting down the government. Meanwhile, as Quahog descends into chaos, Carter reaps the benefits. Animated comedy, with the voice of creator Seth MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:00pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Britain's Got More Talent Live
Season 12 Episode 10/13

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
11:05pm
Family Guy
Viewer Mail 2
Season 10 Episode 23/23

Stories inspired by viewers' letters, featuring a look at the world from Stewie's point of view and a British version of the Griffins. Peter also gains the power to turn everyone in Quahog into Robin Williams by touching them
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:35pm
American Dad!
Pulling Double Booty
Season 5 Episode 6/20

Hayley splits up with her boyfriend Jeff and ends up falling for Stan's CIA body double, who in turn starts flirting with Francine. Meanwhile, Steve rescues chickens from a slurry factory. Animated comedy, featuring the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Scott Grimes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:05am
American Dad!
Spring Break-Up
Season 4 Episode 16/16

The Smiths are unaware Roger plans to become `king of spring break' by inviting students to party at their home. Meanwhile, Steve tries to lose his virginity and Stan is attracted to a vivacious new friend
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30am
Two and a Half Men
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Season 11 Episode 20/22

Walden's therapist suggests that casual sex might help him get over his habit of falling in love too quickly. Meanwhile, Alan's new business venture provides him with the perfect opportunity. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:55am
Superstore
Aftermath
Season 3 Episode 21/22

Amy and Jonah deal with the consequences of their kiss, while Glenn and Dina enlist Garrett to help the store win a visit from Cloud 9's CEO
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:25am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 7/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including the most kicks to the head in a minute and the fastest balloon-modelling. Plus, six motorcyclists enter the Globe of Death
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
1:55am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 4/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including the tightest parallel parking in the world, the fastest sheep-shearer and a man whose eyes pop out of their sockets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.4

Thu 31 May

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 6 Episode 8/26

Humorous clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 4/12

Matt Edmondson introduces the records for putting on hair rollers while on a rollercoaster and regurgitating coins, and sees the world's biggest collection of Star Wars memorabilia
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 8/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of incredible and peculiar feats, including a man trying to set the record for the most rubber bands on the face. Plus, the oldest acrobatic salsa dancer and the longest motorcycle ride through a tunnel of fire
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
7:10am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Bobby Davro
Season 2 Episode 19/30

Comedian Bobby Davro puts on a dinner party as he plays mystery host to four strangers, who have to try to work out his identity using cryptic clues - otherwise they will be doing the washing up. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
7:55am
Emmerdale
Vanessa comforts Charity, Kerry worries about Dan, and Bob and Laurel put on a united front
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:25am
Coronation Street
Gary snaps when Phelan pushes him too far, and Robert does a runner from his wedding. Elsewhere, Shona stuns Alya with the truth about Josh
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:55am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 25 Episode 8/20

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 160/

Alden Ehrenreich and Donald Glover talk about their roles in Star Wars spin-off Solo: A Star Wars Story. Child dancers Taylor and Reese Hatala also guest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
10:20am
The Bachelor USA
The Bachelor
Season 18 Episode 25/25

Chris Harrison presents a recap of the series with Juan Pablo and the two finalists. Plus, the star of the next series of The Bachelorette is announced. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:20am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 28 Episode 18/19

Harry Hill presents another hour-long special, showcasing embarrassing home-videos and clips of malfunctioning moments, including a penguin who suffers toilet troubles during a parade and a grandad who is sick on a rollercoaster
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Vanessa comforts Charity, Kerry worries about Dan, and Bob and Laurel put on a united front
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:45pm
Coronation Street
Gary snaps when Phelan pushes him too far, and Robert does a runner from his wedding. Elsewhere, Shona stuns Alya with the truth about Josh
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:15pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 25 Episode 9/20

Comedian Harry Hill presents a review of the show's most comical clips, including amazing accidents, cute kids and funny animals
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 161/

David Spade discusses his audiobook A Polaroid Guy in a Snapchat World. Maren Morris and Zedd perform their single The Middle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 147/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 184/190

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Britain's Got Talent
Season 12 Episode 10/13

Another eight hopefuls take to the stage in the third live semi-final, all with their eyes on the prize of £250,000 and a slot at this year's Royal Variety Performance. Host Declan Donnelly is joined by judges Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, David Walliams and Amanda Holden
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
6:30pm
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent Results
Season 12 Episode 10/13

Declan Donnelly announces the results, as the voting public choose the two acts they want to go through to this year's final - and move one step closer to the Royal Variety Performance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 8/18

Comedy from the mind of Harry Hill, inspired by viewers' videos. A toy bear is interrogated for information, a little girl's prayers turn into a terrifying threat, Disney princesses conduct body searches and One Direction vandalise a family home. Plus, the Great Susan Boyle Eyebrow Race and tips for keeping a marriage fresh
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 9/18

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers. A squirrel steals a mobile, a fox attacks a golfer and a beach wedding is ruined. Plus, a skunk stinks out a swimming pool and a toddler murders a smurf
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
Season 11 Episode 21/22

Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car, and Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Amber Tamblyn and Clark Duke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Superstore
Town Hall
Season 3 Episode 22/22

The store prepares to host a company-wide town hall meeting, so Amy and Jonah put aside their differences and rally their colleagues to confront the CEO. Comedy, starring America Ferrera
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:00pm
Family Guy
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Season 11 Episode 8/22

As the Griffins prepare for the festive season by decorating their tree, Meg finds an ornament of the manger and Peter tells the story of Christmas - with a twist. His account begins with Joseph and his friend Robby spotting Mary in their village and becoming acquainted. After many dates, the future Holy guardian is annoyed by his girlfriend's reluctance to have sex, and she claims there is something special intended for her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
9:30pm
Family Guy
Space Cadet
Season 11 Episode 9/22

Peter and Lois send Chris to space camp to boost his self-esteem. When his stint ends and the Griffins arrive to pick him up, they are accidentally launched into space and it is down to the awkward youth to land the clan safely back on Earth
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:00pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Britain's Got More Talent Live
Season 12 Episode 11/13

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
11:05pm
Family Guy
Internal Affairs
Season 10 Episode 22/23

Joe cheats on Bonnie following some bad advice from Peter, but Lois forces her husband to get the pair back together when Bonnie insists on getting a divorce. Peter is also reunited with an old foe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:35pm
American Dad!
Phantom of the Telethon
Season 5 Episode 7/20

Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to replace money lost in CIA budget cuts, but the spy takes all the credit for the idea, prompting his alien lodger to sabotage the event
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:05am
American Dad!
1,600 Candles
Season 5 Episode 1/20

On Roger's 1,600th birthday, Steve announces he is going through puberty. With Hayley's transition still fresh in the memory, Stan plots to avert any trouble caused by his son's raging hormones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30am
Two and a Half Men
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
Season 11 Episode 21/22

Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car, and Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Amber Tamblyn and Clark Duke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:55am
Superstore
Town Hall
Season 3 Episode 22/22

The store prepares to host a company-wide town hall meeting, so Amy and Jonah put aside their differences and rally their colleagues to confront the CEO. Comedy, starring America Ferrera
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:25am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 5/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including the most people in a Mini, the fastest time to smash a piano and the man who can put the most scorpions in his mouth
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
1:55am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 3/17

Matt Edmondson offers his unique insights on some Guinness World Records, including the world's shortest and longest cats, the highest waterfall jump and the longest underwater kiss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
2:30am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2

Fri 1 Jun

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 6 Episode 6/26

Humorous clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 6/12

Matt Edmondson narrates more record feats, including the world's longest tongue and the fastest escape from a straitjacket underwater
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 17/17

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
7:10am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Jan Leeming
Season 2 Episode 20/30

Jan Leeming is the last to take on the diners this week as they try to guess the identity of their mystery celebrity host. The foursome are hoping to make headlines and end their run on a high, but will the former BBC newsreader report back with a win or will they pose a problem for her and grab the cash? Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
7:55am
Emmerdale
Chas panics when she realises her scan is today, not tomorrow, and is unable to find Paddy. The sonographer reveals that her baby is a girl - but also discovers something troubling. Charity is hopeful, and Vanessa is supportive
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:25am
Coronation Street
Eileen finds Phelan on her doorstep armed with a gun, and Michelle blames Steve for Robert's departure. Meanwhile, David finally opens up to his family
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:55am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 2/18

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps. Judy Murray toughens up Andy by using him for target practice and what the Mastermind chair does on its day off is revealed
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 161/

David Spade discusses his audiobook A Polaroid Guy in a Snapchat World. Maren Morris and Zedd perform their single The Middle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
10:20am
The Bachelorette
Season 10 Episode 1/12

Andi Dorfman meets her 25 potential suitors for the first time, and a former cast member tries to crash the party
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:45am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 3/18

Surreal comedy from the mind of Harry Hill, inspired by viewers' clips, featuring a person resembling Steven Spielberg who finds an explosive cure for his constipation, and a Clare Balding lookalike who marries a horse. Plus, a trampoline electrocution and a drone camera that bumped into a bride on her wedding day
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Chas panics when she realises her scan is today, not tomorrow, and is unable to find Paddy. The sonographer reveals that her baby is a girl - but also discovers something troubling. Charity is hopeful, and Vanessa is supportive
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:45pm
Coronation Street
Eileen finds Phelan on her doorstep armed with a gun, and Michelle blames Steve for Robert's departure. Meanwhile, David finally opens up to his family
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:15pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 1/18

Harry Hill introduces more videos, including a bride dealing with language difficulties, a woman getting run over by a fire engine, a dog that steals a smartphone and shoots a video with it, and a surprising discovery inside an egg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 162/

The comedian interviews Nicki Minaj, who also sings one of her latest hits. Plus, a performance by competitors from So You Think You Can Dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 152/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 3/266

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Britain's Got Talent
Season 12 Episode 11/13

Declan Donnelly presents as another eight acts make their bid for the final. Only the most impressive among them will have a chance of performing for royalty later this year. To add to the tension, judges Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon can still buzz off a disastrous contestant at this point in the competition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
6:30pm
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent Results
Season 12 Episode 11/13

Declan Donnelly announces the results, as the voting public choose the two acts they want to go through to this year's final - and move one step closer to the Royal Variety Performance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 27 Episode 18/18

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Oh, Wald-E, Good Times Ahead
Season 11 Episode 22/22

Lyndsey goes off the deep end when Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot. Starring Courtney Thorne-Smith, DB Sweeney and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Superstore
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/11

New Cloud 9 superstore employee Jonah makes a terrible first impression on long-standing floor supervisor Amy. US sitcom, starring America Ferrera
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:00pm
Family Guy
Brian's Play
Season 11 Episode 10/22

Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that Stewie is also a budding playwright and is better at it. When the toddler sees how upset his friend is, he decides to make amends. Animation, featuring the guest voice of playwright Alan Bennett as himself
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
9:30pm
Family Guy
The Giggity Wife
Season 11 Episode 11/22

Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute when he, Peter and Joe get drunk while visiting the Harvard University campus. Desperate to escape his new wife, he decides to pretend he is gay, and turns to one of his companions to become his emergency boyfriend
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:00pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Britain's Got More Talent Live
Season 12 Episode 12/13

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
11:05pm
Family Guy
Into Fat Air
Season 11 Episode 1/22

Lois causes Peter some distress when she tells him about her dinner date with former boyfriend Ross Fishman, his wife Pam, and their son Ben. Ross brags about their family vacations and that they plan to climb Mount Everest, so Peter decides the Griffins will also make the undertaking. When they return home, he realises his folly and asks Lois to make up an excuse to bail out
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:35pm
Family Guy
Ratings Guy
Season 11 Episode 2/22

The Griffins receive a letter from the Nielsen Company telling them they have been selected to have their television viewing habits monitored. Tom Tucker comes to the door and asks Peter for some ideas to change the format of the news show, and the ludicrous suggestions include the anchorman shaving off his moustache and wearing a jester hat
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:05am
American Dad!
Chimdale
Season 5 Episode 8/20

Steve suffers from back trouble and is forced to wear an unsightly brace. He refuses to attend school - until he discovers Stan has an embarrassing problem of his own. Meanwhile, Roger sneaks Hayley into a high-end spa, securing the attentions of an in-house detective
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30am
American Dad!
The One That Got Away
Season 5 Episode 2/20

Roger believes his identity has been stolen when his credit card unexpectedly reaches its limit, and sets out to catch the criminal. However, after a few days of playing detective, he realises things are not quite what they seem. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Wendy Schaal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00am
Two and a Half Men
Oh, Wald-E, Good Times Ahead
Season 11 Episode 22/22

Lyndsey goes off the deep end when Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot. Starring Courtney Thorne-Smith, DB Sweeney and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:30am
Superstore
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/11

New Cloud 9 superstore employee Jonah makes a terrible first impression on long-standing floor supervisor Amy. US sitcom, starring America Ferrera
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:55am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 8/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of incredible and peculiar feats, including a man trying to set the record for the most rubber bands on the face. Plus, the oldest acrobatic salsa dancer and the longest motorcycle ride through a tunnel of fire
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.4